DWILE FLONKS

when an unlucky one has there rectum raped and there face soiled apon.

I feel sorry for whoever he
dwile flonks.

by lew May 3, 2004

flong

a midwestern saying for "working it at the bar or club".

I'm going to flong some girls this weekend.

You want to go flong tonight?

by bigdannitykane24 August 24, 2010

flonix

to fart or break wind

Oh man, Boneboy had to flonix and smell up the joint like a herd of Hippos.

by wordman64 April 22, 2006

Flongzo Fred

Flongzo Fred is a Cool Flongzong

THe Flongzong Freds were looking for the Glingo Georges

by GLINGO DAVIS December 22, 2003

flong

F(fucking)+ long = fucking long

My boyfriends dick is Flong

by Elizabeth Jenkins April 7, 2004

flontie

A fine girl!

Boy look at that flontie over there!!!!!!!!

by Philip Buhler March 7, 2009

Flong

Flying dong or flying schlong.
There are several varieties of these, differentiated mostly by the type of their wings(fairy wings, dragon wings for example), and the curvature of the dong, which depends on the humor and personality of the flong.
They appear frequently, particularly from Thursday to Saturday nights, on the white boards on doors in the student residences in Vermont, their natural habitat.They are known to be agile in the air, and frisky when excited requiring extreme care when handling.

"Sweet dreams, keep those flongs away from your behind."
"What a flong! idiot!"
"I got flonged!"

by carajo December 14, 2008