three five

"Three-Five" as in "3.5 grams"
Used for drugs (weed etc.)
"Hey man can you hook me up with some bud?"
"How much you need blood?"
"A three five"
by Dee Double E March 27, 2018
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five-on-one

another definition for yankin your crank
My girlfriend wouldn't put out again so I had to go play some five-on-one.
by Doyle November 15, 2003
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Level Five

Psychotic, crazy, insane, disturbed, demented, mentally deranged, in other words... off their fucking rocker. May also refer to any psychiatric ward, mental institution, or "looney bin".

Named after the 5th floor of Portsmouth Naval Hospital, (Portsmouth, Virginia) which houses the psychiatric ward and outpatient counselling programs, such as OCIP (Outpatient Crisis Intervention Program, later renamed Outpatient Cognitive Intervention Program). Often run by useless, never-set-sail REMFs (HM2s!).
"Did you hear about Ski?"

"Yeah, he busted his fist open punching the wall and smeared blood all over the place, so they hauled his ass off to Level Five."

"Last I saw he was arguing with that damn stuffed monkey of his; Ski is definitely Level Five."
by Dr Bubbles PhD June 11, 2009
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five on one

A slang word for male masturbation. It refers to your 5 finers on your penis, hence 5 on 1.
Hey man, i'm horny, i think i'm gonna go do a lil 5-on-1.
by The Pimp February 03, 2003
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five-hole

n. Ice hockey term for the space between the goalie's legs. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Hey Pierre. Stick it in the five-hole, eh!
by gnostic 1 July 14, 2012
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Mouse Five

Akin to that of a "Phone Five" whereby when talking on a mobile phone you yell "PHONE FIVE!" and each caller slaps their phone to simulate a 'High Five' without being near one another.

A mouse five takes place on computer instant messaging after something of great excitement or accomplishment have been achieved.

Both Parties raise their Mouse and slap it!
Adam: "I just got someone to babysit tonight, so we can play poker!"

Jon: "Mouse Five!"

*Slap Mouse*
by JonnyBGoodwin September 30, 2010
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Five Quick

When a person gives 5 quick back-hand slaps in a row. Five Quick is typically administered by one person, to another persons face, as a form of insult, dis-respect, or to show ones disgust. To deliver "Five Quick" in good form the first slap should be soft, then you gradually slap harder and faster.

Key elements of "Five Quick" that set it apart from a regular back-hand slap are:

*5 back-hand slaps in a row
*Start soft/slow
*End hard/quick
*Strength/Speed

Five Quick takes practice to master, but can be a very effective tool if administered properly. Five Quick makes a great slapping sound, and is also an effective threat.
"I busted his lip open with Five Quick."

"Change your tone before I give you Five Quick."

" The last thing I remember is that he gave me Five Quick."

"He is so stupid, that I swear his mother must of gave him Five Quick when he was a baby."
by some grub January 19, 2010
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