three five

"Three-Five" as in "3.5 grams"
Used for drugs (weed etc.)

"Hey man can you hook me up with some bud?"
"How much you need blood?"
"A three five"

by Dee Double E March 27, 2018

five-on-one

another definition for yankin your crank

My girlfriend wouldn't put out again so I had to go play some five-on-one.

by Doyle November 15, 2003

Level Five

Psychotic, crazy, insane, disturbed, demented, mentally deranged, in other words... off their fucking rocker. May also refer to any psychiatric ward, mental institution, or "looney bin".

Named after the 5th floor of Portsmouth Naval Hospital, (Portsmouth, Virginia) which houses the psychiatric ward and outpatient counselling programs, such as OCIP (Outpatient Crisis Intervention Program, later renamed Outpatient Cognitive Intervention Program). Often run by useless, never-set-sail REMFs (HM2s!).

"Did you hear about Ski?"

"Yeah, he busted his fist open punching the wall and smeared blood all over the place, so they hauled his ass off to Level Five."

"Last I saw he was arguing with that damn stuffed monkey of his; Ski is definitely Level Five."

by Dr Bubbles PhD June 11, 2009

five on one

A slang word for male masturbation. It refers to your 5 finers on your penis, hence 5 on 1.

Hey man, i'm horny, i think i'm gonna go do a lil 5-on-1.

by The Pimp February 03, 2003

five-hole

n. Ice hockey term for the space between the goalie's legs. Also a sexual euphemism.

.................................

Hey Pierre. Stick it in the five-hole, eh!

by gnostic 1 July 14, 2012

Mouse Five

Akin to that of a "Phone Five" whereby when talking on a mobile phone you yell "PHONE FIVE!" and each caller slaps their phone to simulate a 'High Five' without being near one another.

A mouse five takes place on computer instant messaging after something of great excitement or accomplishment have been achieved.

Both Parties raise their Mouse and slap it!

Adam: "I just got someone to babysit tonight, so we can play poker!"

Jon: "Mouse Five!"

*Slap Mouse*

by JonnyBGoodwin September 30, 2010

five fingas

v. The act of stealing; In reference to the the common saying, "Five finger discount"

Yo son, I just seen five fingas on a nigga.

by SoClean November 28, 2005