fireman

the weed man who sells fire weed

Don't tell no one'bout the fireman, he sells the best shit around here.

by Kanaan December 18, 2005

firea

A painful bout of diarrhea, often caused by eating too much spicy food and foods high in fiber in the same day. It feels as if one is excreting acid and/or hot sauce and is extremely unpleasant, leaving an uncomfortable feeling for a short while afterwards.

John: "I had a brutal case of firea last night and it hurt to walk up the stairs."
Ikeo: "Maybe you shouldn't have gotten those three tacos for dinner with all that hot sauce on 'em."

by Dude John James February 28, 2008

firebutt

The incredibly painful stinging sensation one receives on their anus, usually caused by indigestion and/or spicy foods.

I love hot wings, but they give me firebutt.

Sorry honey, we can't do anal tonight, I've got firebutt.

by CritzCrakka August 26, 2006

Firearm Identification Card

The asinine requirement to purchase a firearm (rifle or shotgun), ammunition or even BB guns in the People's Republic of New Jersey. Although not technically required for possession of such items, it does, as a generality, serve as a de facto proof of being "eligible" to possess firearms. Application for FID is typically made to the law enforcement agency at which one resides. Non residents apply at the nearest NJSP trooper barracks. The process is highly intrusive and involves signing a waiver to allow disclosure of mental health information to determine eligibility and the providing of references who must attest to the "fitness" of the applicant.

The process is supposed to take no more than 30 days, but do to prevailing anti 2nd amendment attitudes and sentiments held by most law enforcement agencies, it can take, in some cases, upwards of a year to be issued one; other localities, more accepting of the second amendment will issue within 30 days. In addition, there are multiple cases of denial for "arbitrary" and vague reasons, often termed as "public health and safety".

Oh you want to buy this gun, ok, let me see your Firearm Identification Card before we can proceed with this sale.

Oh, you want to apply for a FID. Here sign this mental health waiver and we'll hopefully issue your card in the next year or so.

LEO- Let me see your FID.

Law abiding citizen-Sir, respectfully, I do not need a FID since I am in possession under one of the exemptions provided for by NJ law.

LEO-Get the fuck out of the car and get on the ground!!!!! You cannot possess a firearm without a FID!!!!!

by LONFOG April 10, 2010

Firebird

The best car out there. It will bet any ford, anyday of the year!!!

When your a girl that drives a 1984 Firebird, you get all the guys, trust me, I know!!

by Trisha October 24, 2003

firewater

liquor, spirits (attributed to Native Americans)

He had too much firewater and he passed out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 16, 2010

Firejam

A dirty sex orgy with fire dispersed throughout the playing field. Fire can be anywhere and in any form, as long as everybody is sweating profusely.

Dawg, I saw Tara party hopping in I.V. when she walked into a Firejam. The next day she was in a wheelchair with third degree burns.

by Faded Freddy March 12, 2009