The Ford Festiva Fiesta!

This is when you line up a bunch of Hispanic women in the back seat of your Ford Festiva. If you need room it is ok to fold down the seats. Then, you go right down the line and eat each one out then make them all take you to a Chipotle drive-thru together in the car. They pay.

“Yo Santoro! I just bought this POS car for 12 bucks! Once I fill it up with gas I’m gonna do a mall drive by and pick up 9 lucky ladies and jamb them in the back to break this shitbox in with The Ford Festiva Fiesta! ”

“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”

by Who stole my shoes? April 9, 2020

cum fiesta

Largely similar to standard masturbation, but presumably more vigorous and, well, festive. Think of it as the Memorial Day of auto-eroticism.

You guys have a good time tonight, I'm just going to stay here, watch the O'Reilly factor, maybe later have a cum fiesta.

by Finneagan Cyril von Vandehagan August 7, 2006

Ford Fiesta

An ugly hatchback made by Ford and bought by losers who think they're the next Ken Block or Tanner Faust. This hatchback can mostly be seen driven around by uneducated rednecks who try to drift a FWD system in an empty parking lot (the lot was evacuated at the sight of this vehicle). People often act surprised when they go on the back country roads and their wheels fall off at 5 mph in this vehicle. Nobody is sure why, they saw rally drivers do it on TV, so why can't they?

Person 1: Yo did you see Ken Block drift that Ford Fiesta around that track?
Person 2: Yeah that was pretty sweet
Person 1: I bet I can do the same thing, watch this *dips around corner at 10 mph and makes a weird squealing noise*
Person 1: That was so easy, watching Ken Block has taught me a lot, I think I'll stop by the shop today and grab a spoiler to increase my drift radius
Person 2: Yeah you do that...

by DiggyDigger69 May 14, 2016

taco fiesta

A mexican gang bang

Melina: I got drunk last night and got gang banged

Emily: O i saw you with all of my lawn workers

Melina: Damn it, it was a taco fiesta

by Rafiki Lopez April 3, 2009

Ford Fiesta

A car driven by pedophiles, hard to find a year 9 that hasn't been fingered in this Pedowagon

Friend 1"Oh, you need a lift? my mate's got a car"
Friend 2"Oh, really? What is it?"
Friend 1"Red Ford Fiesta, 2003 blacked out rims"
Friend 2"I will walk"

by r4pey80sguitar November 10, 2020

The Tostidos Fiesta Bowl

When having sex with a girl on her period, get her to cum on herself, and work it into a chunky red sauce. Then, when shes not looking, grab a tostidos chip, scopp up some of the sauce, and put it in her mouth

Man, last night i gave breana the tostidos fiesta bowl!!

by jesse gibson January 14, 2008

Mexican Fiesta

1. Pour nacho cheese sause, salsa, and halapinos into pussy.
2. Add nachos.
3. Have yourself a mexican fiesta!!!

Man, I just had a mexican fiesta with this girl last night, it was spicy.

by chriscookie October 5, 2007