tickle my fiddle 

when somebody says something remotely triggering or funny

makes you exhale slightly harder from the nostrils

"Damn Liz, u got the booty girl"
"Haha wow, that really did tickle my fiddle"

tickle my fiddle by Saithong October 6, 2016

second fiddle 

an inferior position (see also play second fiddle)

He hated the idea of playing second fiddle to his rival.

second fiddle by Light Joker August 16, 2005

Finger Fiddle 

Another way to say female Masturbation. The woman works the clitoris like a fiddler works the fiddle... side to side and very fast!

Man: You've NEVER masturbated?
Woman: Nope, never, that's gross.
Man: You're lying! All women play the finger fiddle on occasion.

Finger Fiddle by -Kley- February 21, 2009

Jimmy Fiddle 

Jimmy Fiddle

An alternate, and slightly more pleasant, way of referring to masturbation

Rippee: Come on, it's time
Deano: 10mins
Rippee: Going for a Jimmy Fiddle?
Deano: Aye

I could do with a Jimmy Fiddle like...

Jimmy Fiddle by rzhhhh May 6, 2011

Oh fiddle

Basically the same as fiddlesticks, but if you are lazy you can just use oh fiddle. The 'Oh' is used for effect.

My new TV is broken. Oh fiddle!

Oh fiddle by jimbradtommattetc March 3, 2008

Geek Fiddle 

A mean way of saying guitar in order to piss someone off.

Jerk:"Oh hey, I see you are playing your geek fiddle"
Guitarist:"It's not a geek fiddle!!!!

Geek Fiddle by Groidica February 14, 2013

No Fiddle February 

A challenge in the month of February females cannot 'masturbate' or 'fiddle' with themselves the whole month of February.

Tasha: Did you already fail No Fiddle February?
Tina: Hell nawwh! I'm waiting to fiddle my diddle this May!

No Fiddle February by P R E C U I S E November 4, 2018