fixing to

going to or about to. Used only in the deep south or by people from the deep south.

Also pronounced as "fittina".

Hey y'all! I reckon I'm fixing to marry my cousin who's also my sister!

by Slack Jawed Yokel from Rkansas October 26, 2004

ficking linger

to state simply it is the reverse placement of the first letters in "licking finger"; can be used to trick people into believing you said something bad

person1: omg. that person is a ficking linger!
person2: ..what did you say?

by ms.cellaneous September 27, 2007

porn filing cabinet

much like a pornfolio, but a porn filing cabinet requires at least 10 Giga bytes of porn

my brother has an entire porn filing cabinet on his computer, it is taking up his entire hard drive

by pete Thay December 25, 2007

ficking hugh

to be so high,one is past the point of Fucking High. They are in fact "Ficking Hugh"

Dude i smoke a quarter of romulan, I'm "Ficking Hugh".

by Major LunchBox October 27, 2011

Firing the Canon

Euphemism for ejaculating.

Justin admitted to Firing the Canon off the roof.

by colestaff July 24, 2011

firing the bearded lady

Giving a hand job (or masturbating, if you prefer), to completion

I just finished firing the bearded lady. That feels much better.

by bteambeyotches June 1, 2015

Filing My Taxes

Takin a big fucking shit

"I'll be right back guys, gotta filing my taxes real quick."

by Gay Ass Jimmie May 31, 2018