Tongue punching spooky farters

Tongue Punching Spooky Farters is when a ghost hunter(s) attempt to forcibly summon filthy spectres by deeply rimming the entrance to the shadow realm.

If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.

Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.

There’s nae point in even trying Casper, we’d be as well Tongue Punching Spooky Farters!

by elvi888 January 13, 2023

fartle

When an unexpected fart startles you or wakes you from sleep.

1. "I fartled myself awake on the train."

2. "My baby keeps fartling himself awake. I can't get him to sleep through his gas."

by J Blo August 19, 2010

Farted Shit

Farted Shit

Farted Shit created by Benjamin Glasgow, Ryan Cangley, and Caleb Hendry

by fartedshitguy March 9, 2020

Dust Farter

An old person. Cause they are so old the fart dust.

Man, that dust farter sure is cranky in his old age.

by Aron S February 23, 2009

Dingle berry farter

When a tiny mini snowman-looking poop comes from his hill and against his own will Out of your anus. Hopefully it's not too wet.

"I thought i was just farting, but... WOW! Out pops my little dingle berry Friend!" Dingle berry farter

by I am who you think I am. October 12, 2011

oops I farted again

something you say when you fart after you farted the first time. The person who invented this was a person who hated Brittanny Spears

oops I farted again. I scared you away.

by pbbts June 11, 2013

toungue my farter

The act of one person using their toungue to lick another ones bum hole, can be used as a one liner in the same contents as "kiss my arse" Like such "toungue my farter"

Toungue my farter you fucking creature. Aw he was tounging my farter last night it felt amazing!

by Oofftt January 10, 2014