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The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program. This means that you get no biotches.
Did you know that The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program which gets progressively more difficult as it continues? That's like, pretty cool. This means that you typically spend no time outside.
by God Hisself June 8, 2023
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Tower of Fatness

a shit tower made by ludovinci in ring 3
laziest tower ever
(person 1) Wanna go play Tower of Fatness?
(person 2) hell nah that shit ass
by duskk March 17, 2023
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LA Fitness God

Betas stop reading.
Someone so alpha that you can't even comprehend what they are. They are more than light and darkness. They are the angels that fight your demons. They are the founding fathers of gains and fitness.

If you want to see for yourself follow @lafitnessgods on TikTok. If you can handle it!!!!!!!!!
"You are now in the presence of a LA Fitness God!" said the Alpha
by AlphaGodWolfKiller January 10, 2022
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The Lord of Fatness

The Lord of Fatness is the greatest man in the world
by LoF February 9, 2004
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finnesse

"my phone was finessed" or "ima finnesse a drink"
by raaazaaanaaa May 9, 2018
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Point Of Critical Fatness

the Point Of Critical Fatness is the term agreed upon by the International Medical Federation do describe the sexual climax of a Fat Chick.

A typically voilent event, the Fat Chicks victim is often fatally injured with no recorded cases of full recovery.

Cause of death ranges from catastrophic internal bleeding, asphyxiation, deep shock, cardiac arrest, and extensive external lacerations.

In pop culture, the climax is refered to as the Event Horizon.

To date, there is no law prohibiting the consumption of alcohol by Fat Chicks.
"I'm half the man I used to be after the Point Of Critical Fatness. The doctor says I have two months"
by Jayboy_Evoo March 1, 2009
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Fitness mom

Similar to soccer mom, except these women are have a specific fashion choice. They are usually wearing athletic leggings and one of the popular name brand choice of shoes, usually Nike’s (usually having a color that coordinates to their leggings). Their tops consist mostly of a tank top with sports bra underneath and covered with a fitted zip up long sleeve hoodie.

Note that many of these women are also not moms, but want to just give the appearance that they exercise to compensate or hide some other shortcoming in their life.

Their outfit can be seen on them anywhere but the gym. They will wear their fitness mom apparel to their children’s school functions, inside of a Target, or at a Starbucks to give the appearance to others that they live such a busy life and exercise to look and feel great and that they have to get things done right after their “workout” for the sole purpose of making others believe they are something that they actually aren’t.
Did you see that fitness mom today at the 6th grade graduation?
by GdoggX December 23, 2017
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