Mac Envy 

A phrase used by Mac fanboys who want to believe all PC users are jealous of their having spent an automobile's worth of income on a computer made for people who are too simple to maintain a PC without it crashing every five minutes. In line with their usual vain sentiments, it's their way of further ascribing false superiority they think they attained upon draining their bank account to purchase an overpriced Macbook, iPad, iPhone and every other Apple device to solidify their sheepish loyalty. A typical logical fallacy, they need to assume others are jealous to justify their purchases and feel better.

All losers with a Windows or Linux PC just have Mac Envy over my awesome Macbook Air and accompanying iPad and iPhone 4. I love spending money to try to show how awesome I am. Now why can't I replace this faulty battery?

Mac Envy by CompSciGrad05 October 23, 2010

iPod Envy

The feeling one experiences when one sees others canoodling and chuckling amiably amongst themselves, or sharing anything warm and intimate, while the person feeling this horrible feeling is trapped, alone and lonely, in the desolate atmosphere spun around them from the little block of hardware in their hand.

Miguel saw the young people laughing and teasing one another on the E train, and felt the suffocating rush of iPod envy. He turned up the volume on his Nano, but it only served to deepen his despair.

iPod Envy by gateskeeper January 24, 2008

Gender Envy 

Sometimes shortened to gender, gender envy is used by trans people to describe a way/feeling they'd like to look like/"take the gender of".

Ex: That man is giving me gender envy, I want to look like him. This photo is very gender.

Gender Envy by Lobster Prince April 23, 2022

auto MOJO envy 

usually occurs when your on your way to work our something not so exciting, and

youre in your car by yourself, and on the road next to you is a car full of

people with the windows down and the music up and they look like theyre having

such a bitchin time, and you suddenly get quite envious and wish you could be

them instead.

(over texting)

"i so am not jazzed about working today."

"serious? you were super pumped a minute ago."

"yeah...i caught a sudden case of stage 3 auto MOJO envy :/"

auto MOJO envy by holymoleydood December 30, 2009

gender envy 

when you want to be han jisung from stray kids and present the gender you identify as the way he does so bad that it gets frustrating

note : gender envy is a trans/nonbinary exclusive term if you're cis you DO NOT experience gender envy you're just jealous

the amount of gender envy i have for han jisung is insanely crippling that i feel like i don't want to have a gender anymore i just want to sit there and look like him

gender envy by hanisteem February 28, 2021

Party Envy 

When a person looks at photos on a social networking site, such as Myspace or Facebook, of various parties they weren't invited too or couldn't attend.
This makes the person jealous and/or upset they weren't at the party in question.

Looking at the photos of the party he couldn't attend, Greg couldn't help but be filled with Party Envy.

Party Envy by [Lower]C0lon July 9, 2009

art envy 

when you are so crap at art that you think everybody else's artwork is bullshit

"James could not appreciate the Mona Lisa because he was overcome with art envy. Earlier on that day he had painted a face that resembled pubic but hair. He was very angry. So angry that he savaged a wild pig on his way home."

Bert: "Hey what do you think of my painting? I spent the last three weeks on it not stop, it was a pretty big job. I put a lot of time and effort into this..."
James: "-It's shit."

art envy by Pseudowarrior September 28, 2011