Happy ending massage

A massage that ends in sexual contact and orgasm.

Yesterday I went to got a message and it ended up being a happy ending massage that we both enjoyed sex blowjob handjob

by IDRGAFSYCSMD September 7, 2016

ediot

another word for “idiot” that only beasts use

That guy is such a stupid ediot!

by uknomehoe October 23, 2017

a-team ending

Where you end up with your back to the wall, and you somehow pull of a victory against something.

Mr T was cornered in a warehouse with the van. Using equipment there, he turned the van into a tank and smashed his enemies...

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 24, 2004

endomorph

Contrary to popular belief, not a fat bloke.

The kind of guy who looks fat from a distance.
The you get up close and he is 10 cm taller and 10 cm wider across the shoulders than you are.

Do not fight a guy like this, they will floor you be sheer mass and strength.

Look at some Olympic weight lifters and Shot Putters. 110 kg, and only 5 of those are fat.

Damn those bouncers are endomorph.

Abe: That fat bloke ain't no threat.
Bob: Yeah, thin again, he's an endomorph.

A real endomorph, buildt like a brick wall.

by MagnetoHydroDynamics October 24, 2011

Sam Endicott

Sam Endicott is the singer, songwriter, and one of the two guitarists of The Bravery. He is awesome!

Kid 1: "Hey, how do you think Endicott did in that concert last night?"
Kid 2: "Dude, he was awesome."

by Sugar and Pie August 30, 2005

anal endo

when banging your girl in the ass doggystyle, just as you're about to cum, you kick your legs clear off the bed and balance your weight on her back to a completed anal endo.

It was an awesome night, after watching reruns of the 'X' games I gave Suzy a wicked anal endo.

by Horacio H. May 9, 2006

massage with a happy ending

A blowjob} after a nice massage usually with an asian lady giving the massage

I had a massage with a happy ending last night!

by IANKLOR September 14, 2008