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Friends with Emotional Benefits 

Friends with emotional benefits or FWEB (pronouned "feb") is a relationship between two people similar to the more common friends with benefits arrangement, except without the physicality. Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc... Hallmarks of such a relationship are two people who talks about sex, but never have sex. One person in the relationship is typically sprung. The other person is typically "looking," "still young," or "not sure." They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.
An ex-couple which stay close, uncomfortably close, friends. Typically, sprung guys/girls have a Friends with Emotional Benefits relationship. You guys are such fwebs. Quit being fwebs and just get back together.
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emotionally stunted 

An adult, most commonly a male, who has never fully developed or matured emotionally and is characterized by a low degree of self awareness, awkward interactions with other people, a lack of empathy and an inability to achieve intimacy.
Gary: "Ken, I hate to be the one to tell you this but Uncle Gilbert has cancer."

Ken: "More cottage cheese and peaches."

Gary: "Excuse me?"

Ken: "More cottage cheese and peaches. Bring me some."

Gary: "Ken, dude, you are emotionally stunted."
emotionally stunted by AYYFRON March 31, 2011

real Emotion 

Lenne, the songstress', hit song in Zanarkand. When Leblanc steals Yuna's Garmentgrid, she is able to take on Yuna's FFX outfit and spherechange into Yuna's FFX-2 songstress dressphere. This is actually the opening FMV to the game with a concert held in Luca stadium. This is the only song known to be sung by Lenne while alive.
The world of real Emotion has surrounded me
Japanese: Kumi Koda, who also did the dance movements for Yuna
FFX-2 International + Last Mission & North American FFX-2: Jade from Sweetbox
real Emotion by Shroudie March 24, 2004

emotionally unhealed 

someone from the past is holding you to move on to the future.
I am still emotionally unhealed that's why i can't face him.
emotionally unhealed by lhschick07 September 24, 2009

Emotional Piss

When someone dumps all their emotions and "feelings" on you, usually negative.
Guy 1: So how are you and your girl?
Guy 2: Not good, she just took an emotional piss on me.
Guy 1: That blows...
Guy 2: Damn strait.
Emotional Piss by Blackpig January 14, 2010

emotional enema

The cleansing feeling you get from sharing at a support group
I shared at a co-dependents meeting, it was painful and uncomfortable but I felt an emotional enema to get it all out
emotional enema by jll282000 November 23, 2011

Emotional Whiplash 

A ping-pong between intense joy and intense sadness
Bruh, this gurl is killing me, one day everything's great btween us, the next one she won't talk to me, it's a freaking emotional whiplash
Emotional Whiplash by graboul March 21, 2018