Dude - why the fuck is your stupid ass still here? Fucking elevator fart...shit mother...fucker...fox news guzzler.
by Remihnesczim May 25, 2006
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A chick who is so God damn good looking you get a massive hard on just looking at her with all of her clothes on!
PETER:
"Oh my God! Look at that elevator! Don't let Ed see her. He just took some Viagara so he can fuck his wife when he gets home. If he sees her, his cock will explode!"
BOBBY:
"You distract Ed. I have to go to the bathroom. I just creamed my jeans."
"Oh my God! Look at that elevator! Don't let Ed see her. He just took some Viagara so he can fuck his wife when he gets home. If he sees her, his cock will explode!"
BOBBY:
"You distract Ed. I have to go to the bathroom. I just creamed my jeans."
by Rock Hardon July 25, 2006
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by Words Of Jazz Wisdom November 9, 2016
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by Josh Negros June 5, 2009
Get the California Elevator mug.A physical beat down of an unruly inmate, often in an elevator where there is no video surveillance. Elevator walls are padded and relatively soundproof, muting screams and repelling body fluids.
Inmate Smith- "What up wit Mello"?
Inmate Jones- "He gassed some po-lice, an' dey gave him an elevator ride to da box"
Inmate Jones- "He gassed some po-lice, an' dey gave him an elevator ride to da box"
by WhiteDevil009 November 8, 2009
Get the Elevator Ride mug.The situation where a promising idea / proposal / project either dies or is in development far too long and thus emerges too late, missing its moment, because of excessive amendment-and-approval requirements.
"Imprisoned in the elevator" is usually a product of:
(a) there being too many people in the organization whose sole purpose seems to be to wander around finding pies to put their fingers in but who add nothing to the "recipe" even though they can force others to make changes; or
(b) mandated internal processes which mandate that the approvals process be repeated for every change to the project, however minor; or
(c) managerial timidity, because moving something up and down is easier than risking one's neck with a firm yes or no.
Result: a viable or even great idea doesn't make it out the door on time or at all because it keeps repeatedly moving up and down the approval levels as each change has to be reviewed, re-reviewed and approved and re-approved The project stays in the building because it has been imprisoned in the elevator, never getting out, just forced to go up and down.
"Imprisoned in the elevator" is usually a product of:
(a) there being too many people in the organization whose sole purpose seems to be to wander around finding pies to put their fingers in but who add nothing to the "recipe" even though they can force others to make changes; or
(b) mandated internal processes which mandate that the approvals process be repeated for every change to the project, however minor; or
(c) managerial timidity, because moving something up and down is easier than risking one's neck with a firm yes or no.
Result: a viable or even great idea doesn't make it out the door on time or at all because it keeps repeatedly moving up and down the approval levels as each change has to be reviewed, re-reviewed and approved and re-approved The project stays in the building because it has been imprisoned in the elevator, never getting out, just forced to go up and down.
"Hey, did your online information project get done, Dan???"
"Nope. It's imprisoned in the elevator."
"Nope. It's imprisoned in the elevator."
by Camberwell House March 2, 2009
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