a school for idiots and is in chicago illinois !!!!!111!!! also dont go there its ohio but number 2!!!11111
by a stupid psycho November 22, 2022
Get the George B. Armstrong Elementary Schoolmug. by far one of the worst elementary schools in Illinois.
The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.
Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.
And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.
Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.
And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
???: Hey do you want to know why Indian Grove Elementary School sucks?
Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.
Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.
Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.
Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.
by Anonomous4002 July 7, 2020
Get the Indian Grove Elementary Schoolmug. The worst school ever ugh a lot of elementary relationships white people say the n word all the time girls that wear crop tops and don’t get dress code and they don’t like black people.
by Umyourugly September 13, 2021
Get the hammock pointe elementarymug. Herkimer elementary is a school full of germs little kids who can’t stop getting people sick. The teachers are assholes and the staff can’t do anything. Bullying? Oh no can’t do anything about it. Funny didn’t finish his lunch? EXPELLED. The staff sucks and you get sick every day
by Katie c*cksucker July 1, 2020
Get the Herkimer Elementarymug. Quest elementary school is a school in Melbourne Florida filled with a shit ton of rich white kids and the small group of black kids act like their from the hood by 5th grade despite being just as rich. This school has strict ass principal and vice principals that tgreaten to expel you if your blink the wrong way. Most of the teachers are pretty boring but give out candy and think they're teacher of the year, if their are any teachers kids they are worshipped like gods and can do anything they want.
by Thisolplace September 21, 2021
Get the Quest elementary schoolmug. by Ronald Barbercheck February 1, 2023
Get the Hollywood Elementary Schoolmug. one of the best schools you’ll ever go to. Principals aren’t super nice but not mean, and all of the teachers are super nice. It’s also dual which means it’s has English & Spanish classes! It’s a very good school. It’s not cheap either !!
by sKiNnEy pEnIs November 17, 2018
Get the peters colony elementarymug.