Edward

A pain in the arse that you just can't get rid of. It throbs and just won't go away.

I sat down and Edward wouldn't go away

by mrflyguy September 5, 2019

The Edward

Lesbian Sex, Scissoring. Refurs to Edward Scissorhands, the 1990 movie. Also can be used as a joke about Edward Cullen and how he's a woman.

Did you hear that Katie and Savannah got mad drunk and did The Edward last night?

Spoiler Alert! Edward Cullen did the Edward with Bella in Breaking Dawn!

by carol equals ninja March 13, 2010

Edward

A person that buys an enormous amount of glitter, after the infamously shiny Edward Cullen.

Dude, don't be such an Edward. You don't need five super glitter packs.

by Mikey Valentine January 12, 2011

Edward

A bald person who plays plants Vs zombies in 2019

Edward is gay

by JohnIsABigDon June 23, 2019

Edward

Edward is a dickhead; an asshole; someone who is always up Spencer’s ass. He has a temptation to mention how rich he is and nobody gives a fuck when he thinks he is gunny cause he isnt

Edward is a cunt

by Oof4444 November 25, 2019

Edward

Edward is a name of a guy with a very small penis. This also reflects his choice in vehicles. A small s10 "4 cylinder" where a hot guy ( Austin ) would get a small s10 "v6" size does mater to women. And ladies anyone named edward has a - Jared size red rocket -

Omg. Is that Edward I heard he has a scrappy s10

by S10extendedcab September 30, 2017

Edward

he is the #1 deeno and a kinky mofo

Remember Edward?

yeah, he bung my boose

by edwardbungmyboose December 5, 2018