eat a toad

the family friendly version of eat my dick

Sally: i hate dogs
Tom: eat a toad
Sally: eww wtf tom im not into ur fetishes
Tom: what no

by ByeHiHiHiHiHiHi December 11, 2019

Eat a dick

When someone is a fuckhead and they try to boss you around

Jenny: Freddie go and clean the fridge
Freddie: jenny Eat A Dick

by Dirkdigglervaginatickler October 20, 2019

Eat a hot bowl of dicks

Something Ice-T tells haters to do.

'Eat a hot bowl of dicks' - Ice T

by mistasteve October 19, 2020

Eat a puss rex

A man known for his prowess at eating pussy…

Gwynn: omg. Did you see. That guy? Shaylynn:. Yeah. No doubt he's an eat A puss Rex!

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

Eat a shoe

Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.

Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’

Or

Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’

by Awoogahhhh47 January 17, 2021

eat a clip

With the intent of emptying a fully loaded clip on someone in a serious matter!

Tell him I said he can eat a clip if he pulls up

by Straight shooter February 13, 2023

Eat a phenomenal dick

When you use the “fuck around and find out” approach to R&D and end up accidentally reinventing the wheel, literally and/or metaphorically.

The emotional comedown after you’ve realised your stupidity is best described to feel like “eating a phenomenal bag of dicks” or for short, “eating phenomenal dick”.

The phrase relates to and is sprung out of the insulting phrase “eat a bag of dicks”, but is more general and can be applied to others, oneself, and concepts.

Andrew: did you see that Peter invented a bike that has square wheels with tank treads?
Moss: yeah, it actually goes pretty fast, but you eat a phenomenal dick when you start to slow down.

Andrew: yeah, the whole concept eats phenomenal dick.

by Elsalellan April 11, 2023