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"Dwarf" is slang for a marijuana cigarette which has been almost completely consumed.
Don't crush that dwarf, hand me a the pliers! - Firesign Theatre
by ethereel January 17, 2011
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Dwarf Punch

The sinking feeling you get in your stomach or lower intestine because of the actions or statements of someone else. Usually associated with a feeling of discust of sickness, making you feel like a dwaf punched you below the belt.
Hey Maria, I heard Mom came to your house.

Yeah, she was here for 5 mins and already dwarf punched me.
by Claude Rains February 10, 2009
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dog eating dwarf

a word to describe filipinos, pinoys, pinos, philipinos, blah blah blah.
by Boobs. January 11, 2008
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Poisoned Dwarf

A very talented traditional celtic band from Williamsburg Va
by jimid March 17, 2009
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Emotional and Sexual Dwarfism

1. The condition afflicting an adult who persists in continuing behaviors more commonly observed in children.

2. A dwarf with a small mind and even smaller penis.

3. A board game created by Wrigley Spirits Incorporate. Object of the game is to stunt the other players growth in any way possible. Some representative actions you can take are feeding children cigarettes, giving pregnant mothers alcohol, cutting off people's legs and burning textbooks belonging to inner city schools.
1. Mary blamed her wetting the bed on her emotional and sexual dwarfism (ESD) that had been passed down to her from her parents who had died at the age of eighty.

2. George went to reach for Jerry's junk but grasped only thin air. As George stared into Jerry's cold, unrelenting blue eyes George realized that Jerry suffered from emotional and sexual dwarfism, and that Jerry wasn't about to apologize for having a dick so small even a hummingbird wouldn't be satisfied.

3. Tina wanted to play emotional and sexual dwarfism after dinner but Tim had urinated in her cake and she died from urea poisoning.
by Greendayrulez47 May 7, 2010
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dwarfnut

fool.

but can also be used as an insult when talking to someone who has a limited vocabulary and will have no idea what you are talking about. most believe you are calling them a dwarf's nut.
"Hah you're an ass gobbler."
"Psh, well you're a dwarfnut!"
by amberhope October 17, 2008
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dwarftastic

More exciting than a Windows 7 Launch party. Coined in honor of the Windows 7 Launch party video that had an artificially diverse and cheesy crowd, much like the seven dwarfs.
We had a party to unveil our new software. It was dwarftastic.
by sneezydoc November 4, 2009
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