dumpstered

Adj. A word used to describe something that was found while dumpster diving.

Kate: I wish I had some bread to eat.

Pat: Do you want some of this dumpstered bread?

Kate: Sure. Thanks!

by goeologo March 28, 2012

dumpster whore

Any individual who partakes in sexual activities amongst rotting trash, particularly inside of waste disposal units, in exchange for situationally specific needs. (ham sandwich, "It pays the bills.")

Please refrain from calling my mother a dumpster whore, you bubbling puddle of post digested slop.

by OneLungLee February 17, 2005

Come Dumpster

A slut; or A person that "collects" come from many sources. Usually has very low self-esteem.

Jenny is such a come dumpster, I bet I could find a gallon of come in her.

by FroggyMama December 18, 2008

dumpster diving

The act of eating out someone's ass. A synonym for tossing one's salad.

LeBryan: Damn that girl had such a fat ass. I got all up in that last night.
Markel: Did you get your dick wet?
LeBryan: Nah man, I just went dumpster diving.
Markel: The fuck is that?
LeBryan: You know man. I put my tongue in that ass.
Phil: Ew.

by TravisFord May 9, 2014

dumpster diving

Actively searching through trash in commercial or residential dumpsters to find discarded but usable items; Proves fruitful at grocery stores and bakeries, where good food is often neatly thrown away when it merely approaches the sell-by date.

We figured it was dumb to spend money on bread when the local bakery throws out fresh loaves every evening, so we went dumpster diving after they closed and came out with a weeksworth of bread for free!

by Sooper! June 9, 2002

dumpster cunt

1. A woman with poor vaginal hygene
2. Used in place of calling a woman a cunt, when cunt by itself does not seem offensive enough

1. I went to go down on Suzie, but I almost gagged. She has a real dumpster cunt.
2. I hate you Suzy, you dumpster cunt.

by Paulyd707 August 2, 2006

dumpster diver

Stacy and Nicole's FAVORITE pastime! We have found that the best dumpster's are any dollar store. They throw away TONS of GREAT things!
The best things that these 2 girls: Stacy and Nicole have found:

New, unopened DVD's
Jewlery
Money
Pet Food
Tic Tacs
Office supplies
Pills
Magazines and Books
Homless men that have become thier good friend's.

They got their love of junk picking and dumpster diving from Stacy's father, who is Nicole's Grandpa Paul!

Nicole says, " Mom!! It's Monday, we have to get to the dumpsters on Wolcott Street BECAUSE you know they empty the dumpsters tonight!"

Stacy says, " OK, OK... GRAB the plastic gloves and flashlights, Nicole..."

Nicole says," Do we have anymore hand sanitizer, Mom?"

Stacy says, " Yes, hon, let's get goin'"

We both grin and say, " WE ARE THE BEST DUMPSTER DIVER'S EVER!!"

by Stacy and Nicole September 9, 2008