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Person A:"Joe D is so gay."
Person B: "No way, he's dumbledore!"
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Dumble

The most magical lady who uses her wagical powers to illuminate the minds of her many students, explaining the almighty werticies and wariations of the mathematical world. All of her pupils are forewer exited by her wary, wary, wary wagical ways...Often she can be found in her office, practicing her spells and enriching the minds of her student... her faworite actiwity is to be tickled by her son as well as her students. BEWARE- Newer take her wand (chalk).
The one and the only DUMBLE MISTRESS herself
by WAGGIE April 8, 2008
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Dumbledoring

An intense desire to die or to be killed as a means of escape from something worse than death, as seen in The Half-Blood Prince when Dumbledore screams "Kill me!" while drinking the poisoned water.
Dude, I am NEVER drinking Jim Beam straight again! I was totally Dumbledoring last night!
by Bobaganusche June 3, 2011
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dumbledorfed

Taking a women's anal virginity

First time anal sex

Variation: to be dumbledorfing the act of taking a women's anal virginity
I dumbledorfed my girlfriend last night. Why is she walking funny? I bet she got dumbledorfed.
by tpain32AD April 22, 2018
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Dumbledore Protection

Dumbledore Protection is a very good and useful system created by two intelligent girls. Dumbledore Protection has nothing to do with Harry Potter, not usually, anyways.
Dumbledore Protection (D.P) is a system that is used quite simply. If you want to do something that you may find difficult (ie. talk to your crush), you can say "I will talk to (crushes name) tomorrow. DUMBLEDORE PROTECTION." The moment that the phrase passes your lips it means YOU MUST do that deed or very very bad things will happen (bad luck for 10 years, or other unfortunate events)
There is only a few exceptions where these unfortunate events will not happen, like if your crush isn't at school the day you promised Dumbledore to talk to him. This is okay because it is not your fault, the only thing is you MUST talk to him the next day, or whenever it is that you next see him.
D.P works. It is beautiful.
"I'm going to ask him out on friday, Dumbledore protection! Nothing I can say will disregard this, because I just swore to Dumbledore that I will do it."
by LILDGAL April 2, 2009
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dumbledore

when a man cums in a girls hair and on the chin so it drips down her chest. then he sprinkles some trimmed pubes on the cum to make it look like a beard.

optional: scream harry potter phrases like "give it here malfoy"
or "expecto-petronis!"
My boyfriend gave me a classic dumbledore last night. When I went to work the next morning I still had some pubes on my chin. It was so hot.
by delexali July 22, 2009
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Dumbler

Someone who royally F's up everything they do.
That guy who keeps giving away the answer unintentionally is such a dumbler.
by IggyGaara April 13, 2010
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