dumb as a bag of hammers

adjectival clause describing someone who is superbly stupid

My neighbour's as dumb as a bag of hammers - he's trying to change his tires without a jack.

by zigzag1999 August 31, 2006

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Country Dumb

1. A smart person, usually from a rural area, the south or small town; who deliberately speaks or behaves in a manner that indicates a lack of understanding of the modern world and uses this false impression to gain advantage of urban or cosmopolitan people, i.e. asking for favors, borrowing money, borrowing cars, or even moving in (rent free of course).

2. Person who uses a false impression of naiveté to prevent being taken advantage of by "City Slickers"

1. That Country Dumb girlfriend of his said, "Oh this insurance stuff is all so expensive and complicated! Can ya'll borrow me the five hundred dollar down payment, so's I can get my teeth fixed".

2. Quoted from the movie "Ray"

Ahmet Ertegun: You could have fooled me.
Ray Charles: Well, I gotta keep my eye on you city boys. Back home they call it Country Dumb.

by PoliTech October 1, 2007

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Dumb Cunt Syndrome

A medical condition specifically for the female side of the human race. Females suffering from this medical condition do something so incredibly stupid, it seems that a person's only recourse is to kill that person. In general these females do something this stupid on a daily basis and can't help themselves from coming off as a stupid bitch.

Tim: That bitch who was texting swerved into the middle of the road and almost hit me!
Josh: She must have DCS
Tim: What's DCS?
Josh: Dumb Cunt Syndrome.
Tim: Yeah she must have attended Dumb Cunt Driver School too.

by FusionSaint October 3, 2009

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Dumb Bitch

annoying ass fucking bitches that can't take a joke and ruin everyone else's good time. They fucking act like they are the hottest shit and are better than everyone else. In reality they are fucking ugly as hell and stuck up hoes. Everyone knows that one bitch who is too good for everything and everyone and thinks her shit don't stink. She is the dumbest bitch around and hates having fun and a good time. Beware of these cunts

"That dumb bitch is totally ruining our awesome time"

"Who the fuck invited that dumb bitch?"

"I want to choke that dumb bitch"

by Kenaynay2020 January 2, 2012

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