Shell-Dicking

The act of evicting a turtle from his home shell via backend penetration such that one's penis becomes the new inhabitant of said shell.

Shell-dicking:
I'd like to shell-dick Yertle the Turtle.
That turtle didn't pay his rent, so I had to shell-dick his ass to the street.

by Auriman May 21, 2018

Teddie Dickinson

A popular intertainer / douche bag often flexes his slightly existent abs in the changing rooms he is also only attracted to men and has particular interests in a other homosexual Noah hensby Noah is a paedophile he is refered as a ginger nonce by many people and likes to hug and kiss teddie.

Teddie Dickinson is aName of a gay person

by Loldude yourmum October 20, 2018

Emily Dickinson

Emily Dickinson was a poet aka a huge lesbian who was in love with Sue, who later married Emily's brother. Obsessed with death and not that mentally stable.

I think you're going insane...that's so Emily Dickinson like

by sonea_x3 March 12, 2022

Docking

Docking: Two men are gathered… one circumcised, the other, not circumcised. The non-circumcised individual places his erect penis to the tip of the other gentleman who then pulls his foreskin over the two heads and proceeds to jerk them both off.

Docking: “Want to go dock weiners? I don’t have time to hit the gym and take selfies, so I want to do something gay before my wife and I meet up at Olive Garden.”

by cdougy Jackson Pendelton September 30, 2016

upper decking

The process of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet instead of the bowl so when the next person flushes, all the shit goes into the bowl

Taking a shit in the tank instead of the toliet is upper decking.

by Jay December 26, 2003

Pencilius Dickitus

Pencilius Dickitus, also known as pencil dick and Ward Syndrome, is an extremely rare and deadly disease, affecting American and British men. Over one cases were reported in 2007 alone. The infected boy (whom will not be named) had a shaft measuring 4 1/2 inches in length, yet only 3/8 inches in circumference. The head, however, is often average in size, and has been noted to be exceptionally large in over one cases.

Doctor: Im sorry son.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.

by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007

ducking

occurs when abusing downers(opiates, benzos, ambien, etc...) one will fall asleep for a few seconds, sometimes even a few minutes, and wake back up as their head falls forward. this occurs over and over again resulting in the user looking as though their head is bobbing up and down. much like a ducks head bob's up and down outside the water as they look for food.

Look at Tia. she's ducking hard right now.

Man, I'm loaded, I cant stop ducking.

by emmymemmy6 October 3, 2018