When Gub comes back home and a bunch of mates head in to the mountains with her to drink, eat food, eat party biccies and smile so much they go home to the city with aching jaws
Hey Gub is coming back from the UK, you know what that meanssss? Jump on Airbnb because we’re having a doof. A Bush Doof.
by Khorosho March 3, 2022

by Sammy Doof February 12, 2008

To talk a lot of shit and not back it up. In fact, not only do you not back it up, but you mess it up beyond all repair.
by Mantooth Furburger January 24, 2003

To walk funny like an overweight senior citizen; to act as one throwing his head back to pip out a laugh; to act as one that says 'wha' instead of 'what'.
by Ben May 31, 2003

When at a bush doof (party in the bush) in a singular night, you have sexual relations with three different women at SEPERATE times throughout the night. Where or how it is done does not matter as long as it achieved by dawn
Craig- “Oii Damien did you hear that Jocko pulled the BUSH DOOF TRIFECTA last night with sally, amber and summer”
Damien- “what a fucken unit”
Damien- “what a fucken unit”
by Uncle Duds April 26, 2022

Example think of Phineas Ferb Perry the platypus versus Doofenshmirtz Doofenshmirtz is dumb because he can’t beat the fucking platypus.
by Glorious notorious December 2, 2020

you say sarcastically. actual dumb fuck, does stupid stuff to impress people, says dumbest answers when they are actually rlly smart and don't want to admit it just to make people laugh.
girl 1: *sarcastically*He's such a doof.
girl 2: Ikr! I thought I liked him then, I was in his math class and he gave the stupidest answers ever!!
girl 2: Ikr! I thought I liked him then, I was in his math class and he gave the stupidest answers ever!!
by thicassgirl October 24, 2018
