Doink

Means anything, really. It could mean, smash, steal, shit, or anything.

Fuck bro I heard ryan just doinked that bitch.

by Shdbjdfj October 3, 2018

Doink

an absolute idiot

"dont be a doink"

by vh ucccugugocgocgudndndn January 10, 2024

Doink

A weird phrase to call friends. Doink’s are usually small people who are kind of strange. Some Doink’s are considered crazy. Everybody has been a Doink once in their life. Sometimes Doink’s are pathetic but that’s cool.

Gilbert is SUCH a Doink

by ThomasStanleyHolland August 26, 2019

Doink

When you shove your fingers half way some poor fellow's butt hole. Bonus points are added for when they clench up their butt cheeks.

Jim gave Mary a doink so hard, she almost shat herself.

by camdizzle14 May 30, 2016

doink pop

a lolipop typically containing marijuana

I just bought this doink pop we about to get dummy lit

by aus10- May 5, 2018

Doink

A utter fool and a menace to everyone around them this person deserves everything that comes to them

They are stupid in all fault of their own

“What would you call Josh?”
“He’s a total Doink”
“Aw man, so I should avoid him?”
“Yep”

by HuniBea April 18, 2022

doink

usually a small shard of poop

i think your dog left a doink on the ground

by bigmamak July 29, 2010