van doink

A celebration after having had sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex (doink). 'Van' suggesting timeframe (post act) as well as the act of celebration.

"Yes! I just tapped that gash" Josh van doinked

by Dora Stewart April 28, 2008

dip doink

An airhead; someone with no brain who makes you want to scream and punch them in the face.

"Ugh, she is such a dip doink."

by RoseyPantalones June 14, 2015

Doink

Bumped into, Smacked, Hit, Crash into, Slam into, Run into, Plow into, Knock.

Who doinked my car door?
You just barely doinked it!

by SampoFinn November 3, 2018

Doink

A way of life

I’m gonna doink you in the mouth- Greg H.

by Doink Daddy June 19, 2018

Doink

A word used as a substitute for any word needed, particularly drugs, toes, peni, and Listorene mouth wash. Mostly used by 13 year-old children pulling an all-nighter at their friend's birthday party. Side effects include but are not limited to: uncontrollable farting and laughing, as well as psychedelic delusions, and the uncontrollable temptation to watch Youtube.

WARNING!: May cause permanent brain damage.

My doink is huge!

by Kariaze June 20, 2018

doink

To exit an establishment or situation.

"Bro, let's doink this joint; I'm sick of this place"

by consune January 22, 2019

lil doink boof wood

The all mighty pumpkin. The pumpkin god of all of the world.

Bro that pumpkin is lil doink boof wood

by Pumpkinlover6969 October 1, 2018