Doing it for the notes

When someone acts completely different to how they actually are to ‘impress’ people online. Their posts are like blanket statements that loads of people can relate to, or show a particular trait or angle of sympathy that people are fond of, for the sole purpose of getting notes. Hence, doing it for the notes.

“He really has a tough life…this kid has 6 types of cancer, no parents, AND he does charity work for animals. I bet he’s a really cool guy!”

“He’s a dickhead really. He's just doing it for the notes.”

by ed.da.vinci August 25, 2011

Doing a Marilyn (Monroe)

Taking a handful of prescription medications (narcotics, anti-anxiety, antidepressants) and chasing them with liqueur.

I just took some hydros and ativan....but I want to wake up in the morning so I think I'll skip the shot of fireballs and doing a Marilyn (Monroe).

by bodaciousredhead December 5, 2012

Doing a Johnra on it

Doing a Johra on it can refer to many things such as 1- Becoming laughably angry at his best mates over nothing 2- Drinking enough to kill oneself on one occasion but never again and resorting to a 2 cans max policy 3- Using unknown units of measurements e.g. 'a fuck mile' believed to be i the region between 30 metros and just over 4.6 miles.

'u drinkin tonite?' 'Ye 2 cans max and stop fucking going on about drinking you dickhead' 'alri relax don't start "Doing a johnra on it"

by Mr. Banterking June 12, 2012

doing a jack

the act of wanking on skype to his female and male friends

the act of living in a freezer

boy= "im gonna have a wank"
girl= "please dont do a jack"

boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"

by izamberie September 24, 2015

Doing a Wayne

The act of leaving some food on your plate at the end of your meal.

Bob did not eat all the food on his plate, he was doing a Wayne.

by Bobwayne July 16, 2016

dingaloid

A dumb person caught in the act of being dumb.

Tim: "Why is Bill hitting himself with a stick?"
Sara:"He's just being a dingaloid"

by Ohteezy November 27, 2016

doing a runner

Leaving a place to avoid a difficult/unpleasant situation or to avoid paying for something.

"Where's Bill?"
"He's doing a runner mate."

by A231 November 7, 2017