dish dyke

A lesbian with no skills to offer other than washing dishes.

"She's a big fat lesbian dish dyke"

by Dishdyke007 April 8, 2023

Dish Zero

The art of having absolutely no dirty dishes. Dish Zero can not be achieved if there are plates, glasses, and or silverware in locations other than the cabinet or drawers they are stored in.

Yea sex is pretty great, but have you ever achieved Dish Zero?

by acerengland February 18, 2021

pussy dish

Dish usually prepared to be consumed along to netflix and chill. Increases chances for getting laid by about 50%.

Chris cant really cook but his spinach lasagna is a helluva pussy dish

by chungusmungus March 12, 2021

Fuck the dishes

The thing you say after you profess your love and want to have sex, instead of cleaning kitchenware.

Orlando Noble: I love you, Dave.

Dave Halloway: But what about the dishes?

Orlando Noble: Fuck the dishes!

by BrendanTheWolf July 4, 2022

Dish Crotch

When manually washing dishes, water splashes onto your crotch, often time giving you water saturated pants leaving you with a moist and damp crotch.

Kevin "I was washing the dishes at work, and the water sprayer soaked my apron through out the day. Then my apron could no longer hold any more water and soaked through to my pants. Then my pants were so wet, that my underwear was wet. And then my under wear was drenched, that my crotch was wet, moist, and damp. I had dish crotch"

Rob "I hate that"

by Kevin October 23, 2005

Dish Debt

n. The experience of receiving more dishes in the midst of washing the ones already in the sink. Often this takes place when people are slow to eat their food, find random cups from a few weeks ago, or because they found things you overlooked, like pots on the stove.
This event is usually accompanied by anger, grimacing and sighing.

Marlo: Dish duty?
Steven: Yeah, but I'm almost done. Be in the den in 10 minutes.
Marlo: Sure.

20 minutes later

Marlo: What's taking so long?
Steven: I got dish debt. Maria, Justin, and Katie sat around talking and decided to hand their crap in at the last second.
Marlo: That sucks...oh hey man, isn't this the salad bowl we used? It only has a few leaves inside, maybe you should wash that.
Steven: ...
Marlo: What? Just sayin'.

by frotobagger August 21, 2010

Pietre Dish

A covert name given to people (usu. female) that have an unknown STD growing on their face. Members under this name shall vehemently deny any excessive sexual activity.

Can be associated with Kelly

WTF is that growing on that Pietre Dish?

Hey, Pietre Dish was riding on Timmy's back, and now he has some wierd growth.

by MrTits & Co. July 23, 2006