pussy dish

Dish usually prepared to be consumed along to netflix and chill. Increases chances for getting laid by about 50%.

Chris cant really cook but his spinach lasagna is a helluva pussy dish

by chungusmungus March 12, 2021

Dish Zero

The art of having absolutely no dirty dishes. Dish Zero can not be achieved if there are plates, glasses, and or silverware in locations other than the cabinet or drawers they are stored in.

Yea sex is pretty great, but have you ever achieved Dish Zero?

by acerengland February 18, 2021

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid

by Sexydimma January 10, 2018

dish dyke

A lesbian with no skills to offer other than washing dishes.

"She's a big fat lesbian dish dyke"

by Dishdyke007 April 8, 2023

Dish Crotch

When manually washing dishes, water splashes onto your crotch, often time giving you water saturated pants leaving you with a moist and damp crotch.

Kevin "I was washing the dishes at work, and the water sprayer soaked my apron through out the day. Then my apron could no longer hold any more water and soaked through to my pants. Then my pants were so wet, that my underwear was wet. And then my under wear was drenched, that my crotch was wet, moist, and damp. I had dish crotch"

Rob "I hate that"

by Kevin October 23, 2005

Skip the dishes

The shittiest company on the planet. If you use this company fuck you ur shit too. I’d rather eat a sewer rat then eat the shit they dare call food. I’d rather die overdose on heroine than work for such a poor company. #ubereatsisbetter #skipthedishesisshit

Skip the dishes employee: ur stupid ass bought ur food to the wrong address and u aren’t getting ur money back

Me: this is bs
Skip the dishes employee: the only way u getting the money back is if u go suck a dick for money

by Angrykaren May 12, 2020

wash dishes

Wash the dishes, wipe down the countertop, stovetop and clean the sink after you’re done.

*sweeping/ cleaning the floor may also be included depending on the situation*

Ya ma: “wash these dishes”
You: *washes dishes*
Ya ma: “didn’t I tell you to wash dishes?! That means clean the whole kitchen! Why the counter still dirty?”

by LitGyal September 1, 2018