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dicking the salsa

In colloquial speech, the phrase "dicking the salsa" would be used in reference to an event, object, or person that kills the mood, or "harshes the buzz" of one or more people.
Greg: Did you see that video of that bus of puppies falling into a lake?

Sam: Dude, stuff like that is really dicking the salsa.
by boolat June 10, 2018
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Moby Dickin

Failure to cast a big net to catch a prospective partner. By focusing all your effort on a single love interest and fail with no contingency plan. Like Captain Ahab obsessing over only one whale, you too can fuck up a romantic courting.
I was so into getting with this chick but I massive failed, I was Moby Dickin it.
by The_Big_Aristotle April 7, 2011
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urban-dicking it up

when you have nothing to do and waste a long time of your life browsing the words on urban dictionary .com
Hey what are you guys doing?

Urban-dicking it up.

W...what?
by Womjeff April 13, 2011
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Moby Dicking

When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.
I'm so frustrated! I spent all afternoon moby dicking to no avail.
by goyo May 21, 2016
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Dimple dicking

Dimple dicking is the act of sucking cock with such vigor that it leaves your cheeks dimpled for several hours.
Look at that waitress after she comes out of the walk-in cooler. I'm pretty sure she's in there dimple dicking the prep cook.
by Micronaut October 6, 2016
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downward dicking

When someone higher up the chain decides to be a dick to their direct reports. These direct reports in turn are dicks to everyone below them until it reaches the people on the bottom who don't understand why they've been dicked over.
Man, these expense reports are so much more work. I am so tired of the C-Levels downward dicking us about stupid stuff.
by Pkil May 22, 2017
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Dumpster dicking

Having sex behind the dumpster of a bar.
I'm pretty sure those two are outside dumpster dicking.
by Badrenegade February 12, 2018
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