Sock some dingers

To masturbate furiously into a sock.

Andrew rushed home from his young Conservatives meeting to sock some dingers before helping Mom with dinner.

by Senor Fluffington October 2, 2019

dinger dick

One of the side effects of MDMA and other similar drugs, where your dick sucks itself into your body for some reason

Person 1: my dick has disappeared!!
Person 2: Nah bro, that’s just dinger dick

by WholesomeDonny May 21, 2018

Five-finger dinger

A jaunty jerk of your junk.

"I'll just be a minute, guys; I need to give myself a five-finger dinger."

by TheBellmaster July 10, 2007

ringer dinger

The area between the base of the penis and the scrotum.
Used as an insult.

"Dude, that guy is a total ringer dinger"

by fuss-no September 19, 2006

Cum Filled Dinger

A promiscuous person who is defined by the use of a condom. A dinger is slang for condoms.

"Seriously dude, that chick is a cum filled dinger."

by shazzyshaz January 1, 2012

Carnival Bell-Dinger

The act of a male lying on his back and a woman performing a handstand above the male junk, and then performs a blowjob while doing handstand pushups.

Croickey mate! i just got meself a carnival bell-dinger!

Bob: Can your girlfriend do a handstand?

Tom: Yeah i think so, why?

Bob: Well then she can give you a carnival bell-dinger!!!

by Backyard Boiz November 18, 2011

stinger in your dinger

When you put your dinger in a beehive and the bees sting it and you get a stinger in your dinger and it hurts so bad

you got a stinger in your dinger? cool!

by What a pseudonym?? September 27, 2019