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ding dong hookup 

The hookup nobody wants, but everybody has from time to time. Mostly caused by alcohol, despair, loneliness and/or a full ballsack.
Upon self-reflection Tim realized, that his last one night stand was indeed a ding dong hookup.
ding dong hookup by TimTighten January 7, 2015

Ding-Dong-Ditch 

Ding-Dong-Ditch is a fun activity done commonly in suburban areas. It consists of ringing a doorbell (or knocking if they don't have a doorbell installed) then running away to hide from the owner of the house, usually in a bush or behind a tree. You can flee down the whole street if you want. But be careful, since they might call the police. It is funny as hell when you see their reaction, so using a ghillie suit is good for hiding. As seen on YouTube.

The name was originated from the actions done.

· "Ding-Dong" which obviously refers to the sound of the doorbell.

· "Ditch" which means to run away from a situation that you do not want to be invovled in

Put that together, and it is Ding-Dong-Ditch!
Yo, lets Ding-Dong-Ditch that creepy old man that lives down the street!
Ding-Dong-Ditch by Nishokiizz September 17, 2016

Ding-dong dick me down 

Ding dong dick me down can also be abbreviated to DDDMD. This can be used when you are ready to get that dick and nothing is going to stop you. Ding dong bitch gimme that dick.
Ding-dong dick me down daddy

ding dong lick 

When you touch and lick a nipple(can be your own) and run away
yo let’s ding dong lick your moms house

Ding dong doobie 

Ding Ding Doobie, when you knock on someone’s window then spark up a shitty doobie scaring the absolute fuck out of them
Hey we really got “Conner” with that ding dong doobie last night hey, he was scared shitless
Ding dong doobie by Bitch Ass Kale January 25, 2022

Ding Dong Schlong 

Ding Dong Ditch but instead of running away you show whoever opens the door your Schlong (Male Genitalia)
Jonathan: "Hey, do you wanna Ding Dong Schlong with me tonight?"
William: "Yes, I'd love to Ding Dong Schlong with you tonight"
Ding Dong Schlong by xWhatDa November 11, 2022