A baffling medical condition caused by overexposure to the Emmy nominated hit show starring Michael C. Hall.
This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.
This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.
"Ok, well it looks like I'll get started on this Dexter phenomenon everyone is talking about"...
(Two Days Later)
"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...
(24 Hours Later)
"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...
(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)
"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)
(Two Days Later)
"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...
(24 Hours Later)
"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...
(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)
"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)
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“Careful, girl — you’re catching feelings, and he’s catching flights. Classic Chad Dexter behavior.”
“He said he wasn’t looking for anything serious, but somehow he’s here every night eating my snacks — the man’s pure Chad Dexter energy.”
A Chad Dexter :
That dude who treats your heart like a group project he never planned to finish, then leaves a noticeable trail of attention, affection, and mixed signals wherever he goes — usually circling one specific target
He loves to hang around, stay by your side like he means it, and paint every emotional surface of your life like it’s an art attack. He flirts just enough to keep you hooked, reeled in, and sunk — all while pretending he’s not interested. Then, without warning, he vanishes for a night or two, perfecting his Houdini act, only to text out of the blue like everything’s fine — as if it was just a blink, not a blank. No guilt, no explanation, no remorse.
“Careful, girl — you’re catching feelings, and he’s catching flights. Classic Chad Dexter behavior.”
“He said he wasn’t looking for anything serious, but somehow he’s here every night eating my snacks — the man’s pure Chad Dexter energy.”
A Chad Dexter :
That dude who treats your heart like a group project he never planned to finish, then leaves a noticeable trail of attention, affection, and mixed signals wherever he goes — usually circling one specific target
He loves to hang around, stay by your side like he means it, and paint every emotional surface of your life like it’s an art attack. He flirts just enough to keep you hooked, reeled in, and sunk — all while pretending he’s not interested. Then, without warning, he vanishes for a night or two, perfecting his Houdini act, only to text out of the blue like everything’s fine — as if it was just a blink, not a blank. No guilt, no explanation, no remorse.
A Chad Dexter is a guy who gives you mixed signals.
“He spent three days straight at my place, then disappeared for 48 hours and texted ‘what you saying’ — total Chad Dexter move
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