Dirty Destinee

A sad lapdance given by a past her prime stripper. Not as flexible as she once was, with zero enthusiasm and clearly going through the motions. It often results in asking for a refund and hitting the buffet for riblets one last time before going home to your disappointing marriage and worthless ass kids.

Jeff: How was it?
Dave: It wasn't worth it. A real "dirty destinee". I changed into Sweatpants for nothing.
Jeff:You going to ask for a refund?
Dave: Nah. Let's just hit the buffet and go.
Jeff: I fucking love riblets.

by SkiddilyDoo February 29, 2024

Destination Rape

Getting someone to agree to go somewhere with you, and then going to a different destination, threatening to leave them at said destination if they do not provide sexual stimulation

Person 1: "yeah man I said I would take her home and then we went to the beach, she blew me for a ride home hahaha"
Person 2: "Dude that's destination rape"

by Sr. Frederick September 3, 2023

Destination Deflation

When a friend talks up a certain destination to the point
where are convinced on going there. But upon arrival you
find out it does not live up to the expectaions that your
friend created in your mind.

Brad: Barry told me the surf was going off, and i had to get down there.
Joe:Did you rip it up?
Brad: nah, it was almost flat, goddamn Barry!
Joe: Dude, total Destination Deflation

by TheBlackList January 14, 2010

Final Destination

a movie franchise i will never watch. i saw a bit of the first one and it.. it just SUCKS!! and it makes me TOO scared. and why do they ALL die in freak accidents?? DIE NORMALLY! if makes me SO mad that i even THINK about this franchise at all. i hope i never develop an interest of it.

tiktok algorithm: final destination bloodlines is very good!
marley: ALL THEY DO IS DIE!!!!

by teambluuu September 5, 2025

Destinee

Thickest ass in the 217. Pussy is top-tier. The head is astronomical. Pretty asf.

Did you meet the new girl?
Oh Destinee, yeahhhhhh.

by milflover202 April 24, 2023

Destination fucked

When your missus drinks a can of beer, smashes it on her head, then tries to ride a skateboard off the roof and smacks her face so your son flips her the bird and yells out "fuck you ya bitch" and your pet pig is chilling in the corner of the back yard chewing on your baby's head.

She is going straight to destination fucked.

by You're not my real dad May 14, 2019

Final Destinationing

To kill someone by means of something falling off of your vehicle

This pitchfork i had strapped to my truck fell off and ended up Final Destinationing the motorcycle rider behind me.

by O. Lloyd August 28, 2022