DeLayed gratification

A term for Money Laundering. Coined after the infamous house majority leader, Tom DeLay, after his conviction on money laundering charges.

John realized that most of the money he made was illegal, so he didn't mind some DeLayed gratification while he moved the money around in order to hide it's source.

by ohIkawtyou2 November 27, 2010

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Relationship delay

The long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on Facebook. This delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.

Friend One: Hey! How are you
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?

by VioletPretzels July 29, 2012

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Rain Delay

When you’re trying to have sex with a girl, but you can’t because she’s crying.

Billy: “Hey, did you wait out the rain delay with Sally last night?”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. But maybe she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”

by Woke Motherfucker May 9, 2023

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two-hour delay

the second greatest thing next to a snow day. Sure you still have to go to school, but you get to sleep in for two more hours.

There was a two-hour delay so I got an extra two hour sleep.

by Batmangirl January 28, 2014

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Delay

A nigga that is always in need of money.If you see him around make sure to give 10$ hard cash.If your feeling generous give bro a lil $20.

Yo bro delay mad cute Ngl.

by Jake Clubber November 21, 2021

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Delay

A nigga in need of money at all times.If you see this man in the streets please tip him
a 20$ or if your feeling generous don’t be afraid to give bro a lil 100$ hard cash.

Yo that nigga delay cute Ngl .

by Jake Clubber November 21, 2021

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