dad

someone who blame his fault on u and thinks everything he does is right and everything u do is wrong

my dad doesnt hate me ofc

by t.tiana January 2, 2022

dad?

The question you ask when your dad went out 2 hours ago and you can’t find him

Where’d you come from where’d you go where did you come from cotton eye joe

Dad?: you can’t find him anywhere he left becaus he doesn’t love you

by I_want_to_die_420 May 18, 2018

Dad

something you don't have

ha you don't have a dad loser

by h3h3h3h3h3 April 6, 2021

Dad

A dad is someone who will teach you ow to ride a bike to swim and to tie your shoes without my dad I would be lost

My dad is the best

by Sam 2480 June 8, 2020

Dad

A person who made you because he was using your mom for sex. Somebody who uses the excuse "her/his teenage hormones and attitude" to get you into trouble.

Kid: "Dad I don't want to walk to the pool today it's a 40 minute walk."
Dad: "Oh so you're getting lazy now?"
Kid: No dad I'm not getting lazy I just don't want to walk to the pool today"
Dad: "Oh so now you're talking back to me?! Give me your phone, you're not getting it for another week"
Kid: "But da-"
Dad: "NO EXCUSES! Maybe if you didn't give me that stupid teenage attitude you would have your phone."
Mom: "Is something going on?"
Dad: "No, your kid here just has a lot of teenage hormones."

by eeew October 29, 2017

Dad

A male parent
Will always be there for you to toughen you up and support you. Loves you no matter what, even if you can't realize that yet.

person 1: Can i go to your house tonight?
person 2: I'll have to check with my dad to see if that's ok.

by camel-was-here February 4, 2021

Dad

Biggest scam EVER!!!

I went shopping for milk and the isle was clearly *recognisable* from far.

You know my dad? Well I don’t. Boy never returned with milk!

by Got.Answers December 31, 2021