Flying Skull Crusher

A performance made specifically to hurt see by taking your arms under someones armpits and over their head at the same time from behind and body slam them to the ground in that position.

It is more useful way to do it is running at the subject from behind.

boy 1-what is a flying skull crusher?
boy 2- when you body slam someone from behind.

by RinsableLlama86 February 21, 2021

Sand-Castle Crusher

Someone who just ruins your day. It doesn't help them at all other than to make them laugh. They suck.

Person 1: Dude, I hate Bill.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a total Sand-Castle crusher.

by Jesus152 December 14, 2010

cats-eye crusher

A driver who drifts from lane to lane, unaware that they are doing so

"Pick a lane, you cats-eye crusher!"

by rob heeney March 12, 2004

Lifted Corn Crusher

(V.) The act of shoving a long wooden rod such as a broom handle in a person’s asshole and twisting the rod up and twisting the rod up and down re-enacting crushing corn with a mortar and pestle.

“You see that girl over there, would you do the lifted corn crusher to her?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Topsham Can Crusher

The act of masturbating with an arizona iced-tea can in a public school bathroom.

Barry: Did you hear about those two new girls from texas?
Jerry: Yeah they were performing a Topsham Can Crusher on each other

by Smegma Pirate May 20, 2010

King Kong Crusher

The act of climbing the Empire State Biulding to defecate over the edge in a way that it will kill someone.

The man was killed by a King Kong Crusher, judging by the feces on his forehead.

by !DICKJUSTICE! May 05, 2011

Lake House Can Crusher

Wall mounted tool used to press aluminum beverage vessels down into hockey puck sized waste. This comes in handy, especially when kocking back a box of beers and telling awesome baseball stories, while up at the Lake for the weekend to conserve trash space. These versital crushed cans can be skipped across the lake, chucked at passing skateboard punks, or even driven to Michigan to help fuel their evaporating ecomony. The Lake House Can Crusher is an essential piece of equipment for anyone who needs to display their Big Guy Energy in an eco-friendly way.

TT: Hey Bro, can you grab me another BL while you are up on the porch?

BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.

TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.

by Falcon Thunder Fist August 12, 2021