Car crusher

A useless machine that only wastes money.

Why the hell did you crush that car?! It had many good parts on it still!
Car crushers are mechanical murderers that don’t go to jail.

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker January 8, 2022

Lifted Corn Crusher

(V.) The act of shoving a long wooden rod such as a broom handle in a person’s asshole and twisting the rod up and twisting the rod up and down re-enacting crushing corn with a mortar and pestle.

“You see that girl over there, would you do the lifted corn crusher to her?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

can crusher

"While doing a chick on her back, you stand up, pick her hips off the ground, twist her legs, and drop down into her"

"I told the ho I was into the environment, and then pulled the can crusher"

by mattz62 May 28, 2008

crusherexia

when one is crushing majorly on a boy/girl, and they loose their ability to eat because all they can do is think about their crush.

Ever since i started liking Billy i have been suffering from crusherexia.

by Lysette Alisa May 13, 2006

Crusher of Worlds

When a behemoth of a man has intercourse with a midget, then fucks her so hard the pussy is now unrecognizable, then proceeds to grab a butternut squash filled with platypus semen and freezes it then force her to eat said squash then you inject her with your own piss and semen while passing a kidney stone inside her thus creating a Dijon mustard like paste, after all of the butternut squash it finished you force feed her laxatives while fucking her, as soon as she makes the fattest shit known to man kind you eat it and throw it up into the pussy along with the entirety of a roast beef you had for lunch. thus creating a hell hole resembling the deepest depths of hell.

I took ths midget broad home the other day and gave her the ol' Crusher of Worlds.

by QueefMassa4 March 22, 2023

ball crusher

A ball crusher is a device made from either metal or often clear acrylic that squeezes the testicles slowly by turning a nut or screw. How tight it is clamped depends on the pain tolerance of the person it is used on. A ball crusher is often combined with bondage, either with a partner or by oneself.

The testicles are squeezed by a ball crusher, which is made of metal or often clear acrylic .

by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020

Topsham Can Crusher

The act of masturbating with an arizona iced-tea can in a public school bathroom.

Barry: Did you hear about those two new girls from texas?
Jerry: Yeah they were performing a Topsham Can Crusher on each other

by Smegma Pirate May 20, 2010