crunch butter

Any form of animal excrement or a slang phrase used to represent a situation that would normally be described as poop or pertaining to poop.
That guy is full of crunch butter. His story was absolute bullshit.
by Richard Pickles September 20, 2013
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crunch deaf

Temporary deafness occurring while eating crunchy food such as cereal or potato chips.
I'm sorry, what's that honey? I'm crunch deaf from this tasteless high fiber cereal.
by bennrock April 21, 2010
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Muff crunch

The female equivalent to teabagging, or the act of placing ones genitalia on the face of another, possibly not so willing, person. It's an act of derision and not to be taken lightly.
"Bro she just muff crunched you hahaha you suck at all the things Bro!"
by Velgost March 05, 2014
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Crunch Burn

The sensation experienced on the roof of one's mouth after consuming large amounts of Cap'n Crunch.
(Ruth and Steve are munching away at separate cereal bowls...)
Steve: "Oh man, I've got some serious crunch burn!"
Ruth: "...What the fuck is crunch burn?"
by the crunch queen June 07, 2010
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Crunch cracker

Someone who's ankles are so fragile in basketball that they brake whenever anyone makes a move
God damnit! Robbie's such a crunch cracker. He's in pieces cuz a guy made 1 crossover!
by YahboiHennessy January 23, 2015
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Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend
by Almagest June 27, 2011
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love crunch

Ohhh dang I cummed so hard I took a love crunch all over the sheets
by Shekey Bonifacio December 10, 2017
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