Sock Crotch

A man who puts a tube sock over his unit while he whacks off. This speeds up the cleaning process after you are done.

"Dude, I accidently walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. He is a sock crotch!

by Turkey G-unit August 5, 2008

car crotch

The rashy, matted and uncomfortable state of ones crotch after a lengthy car ride.

I don’t know about you but I’m getting real bad car crotch over here.

by TheOdysseus December 29, 2017

crotch hawk

A person, usually female, who often checks out the bulge in mens' pants when in mixed company. A crotch hawk always knows when someone's fly is open.

"My friend Melanie is such a crotch hawk...I don't think her eyes ever get above the waist."

by KMOB July 26, 2006

Crotch Cannibal

A man or woman who has extreme pleasure performing oral sex to a female.

Man that Joe is a crotch cannibal! All he talks about is going down on his wife..

by Killer Js house of blues January 24, 2009

crotch crawler

Crabs, or body lice. I know some of you had'em. Q-tip and Tribe Called Quest call'em "The Pubic Enemy". Or E-Z E once said "She's bad nobody is badder but she got more crabs than a seafood platter."

She fine, but I herd she gots crotch crawlers.

by Kid Ray September 25, 2006

Crotch Grabber

A TSA employee.

Went to the airport today and was groped by some crotch grabbers.

by VegasVince December 3, 2010

Crotch of Hookers

A group consisting of three or more hookers, usually on the street.

"There must be at least eight hookers in that crotch over there!"

"We just passed a crotch of hookers on Via Salaria."

by ItalySpotter September 1, 2011