crippling rationality

the state of being too rational that it makes life unbearable, often resulting in suicidal thoughts --not to be confused with suicidal thoughts caused by crippling depression

"why did you kill yourself?"
"cuz its more reasonable than living, I have crippling rationality"

by dablord69 October 23, 2017

Crippling Stank

When something stinks so bad, that you are just utterly paralyzed. When someone with diarrhea opens their booty hole and it stanks like a basket of poop stained tampons laying in a hot car for three days, then doused in vomit, and put in a blender with 47 used condoms.

Oh my gosh, what is that crippling stank!?!?!?

by Highschool DxD November 21, 2017

Crippling Depression

You.

I have crippling depression.

by Ido1134 December 5, 2017

Boner Crippled

Inability to walk due to a public erection

"Linda boner crippled me today in class, bro"
"Her ass was so fine"

by TheNippleAssassin May 24, 2016

Crippled retard

Mr.bobheimer

Mr.bobheimer is a crippled retard

by Fuck boy 56 October 25, 2019

Cripple crunch

The fucking of an individual with an injury of some kind. For example, a broken arm.

Hey heard you crunched that cripple on the weekend. We’re gonna call you cripple crunch x

by Cripplecruncher5000 December 11, 2020

Crippling Bottom

A crippling bottom is a sexually passive and submissive individual that prefers to receive rather than give sexual stimulation. Crippling bottoms differ from regular bottoms in that they get annoyed an irritated when sexy people that look domineering, turn out to be a raging masochist. An example of this would be Julian Devorak from The Arcana: A Mystic Romance, the free mystery romance visual novella by Nix Hydra. Julian is a sexy 6’4 fugitive plague doctor with long leather gloves and a mysterious aura. Contradictory to his appearance and attitude, Julian never shuts up about how much he wants to get stepped on. Crippling Bottoms are irritated by such things.

“Why is Maggie so mad?”
“She found out Rico is a hardcore masochist.”
“Haha! She’s a Crippling Bottom!”

by mannyheffleysweiner December 26, 2020