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The Creeper

Two in the stink, One in the pink.

A common variation of the term "Shocker". Commonly used among people with ass fetishes that prefer the fingers in the anus rather than the vagina.
Guy: Hey Girl, You heard of The Creeper?

Gal: No why?

Guy: You'll know soon enough.
by Guy Fawkes 66201 November 6, 2013
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INFECTED SLEEPER CREEPER

When your spouse or significant other is in bed with the flu, you sneak into bed and start pounding her from behind. Then offer her a tablespoon of semen instead of nyquil.
My wife stayed home sick today, I think at lunch Ill go home and give her the infected sleeper creeper.
by packattack September 29, 2009
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Internet Creeper

Typically a man (but let's not generalize) who sits on his computer (probably in a family members basement-apartment which he refers to as his lair) and frequents social networking sites for the sole purpose of creeping innocent internet browsers. Chatroulette is the #1 virtual gathering ground for internet creepers.
Imagine a boring night at home. You log onto chatroulette for shits and giggles and what do you see? Penis aka Internet Creeper.
by Willow Dreams June 7, 2011
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Anti-Creeper

A person with high facebook privacy settings. No pictures shown to friends, no info about phone numbers, etc.
Omg. Linda is such an anti-creeper, i cant even view her pictures.
by Seth MD. August 24, 2010
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Online creeper

1. People who call you hot for no reason, say they'll do dirty things to you, and stalk you around on forums, chat rooms, or in games.

2. People who are just slightly scary and ask awkward questions or make awkward comments about things.
"Oh my gosh that guy is SUCH a creeper! He won't stop tailing me in Runescape."

"Person: Awesome, I just got this new brand of shampoo!
Online Creeper: Mmm, I bet your hair smells so... good..
Person: O_O!!"
by RandomPersona March 8, 2009
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Creeper Magnet

One who unconsciously or consciously attracts creepers. This can be online or in their everyday life.
Nicky is a creeper magnet. She seems to attract a lot of creepers.
by noteworthy February 4, 2009
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creeper status

1.) When an individual lurks in the shadows of the club watching people but never actually socializes.
2.) When a person follows another in order to get their attention.
3.) When an individual stalks someone on their myspace/facebook profile but does not actually know that person or when they approach someone as if they knew them merely because of seeing their profile.
Alice: Dude, what is wrong with Felipe? He's just chillin' against the wall all shady-like?
May: Yeah, he doesn't like to dance so he's all creeper status in the corner.
by Jockin'Mondo January 12, 2009
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