The one friend who always trys to get some at a party but never can usually to lack of penis size or just plain creepy and trys way to hard. He becomes extra creepy when intoxicated.
by E-NO March 10, 2007
Get the creepy dirksmug. n. The overly aggressive male at your local watering hole that possesses little tact and even less self-awareness. This gentleman is often referred to as Lurch, Creeper, Stalky McStalkerton and Ew.
When in close proximity of a CVC, exercise extreme caution in drink guarding as he is likely to slip you a dose of Rufinol appropriate for an Ox-cart toting beast. CVC's are typically listed on your neighborhoods sex offender registry.
When in close proximity of a CVC, exercise extreme caution in drink guarding as he is likely to slip you a dose of Rufinol appropriate for an Ox-cart toting beast. CVC's are typically listed on your neighborhoods sex offender registry.
"Hey, can we bail soon? Creepy VonCreepenstein over there is giving me the date rape gaze."
"Did you see that guy lurching over Amanda? What a Creeper!"
"Did you see that guy lurching over Amanda? What a Creeper!"
by LittleOleLianna February 15, 2010
Get the Creepy VonCreepensteinmug. Ben - I made sweet love to the dead body of a young, male horse and forced its mother to watch and cry.
God - "Woah, man... that's Ben Creepy."
God - "Woah, man... that's Ben Creepy."
by BobDole55555 December 17, 2008
Get the Ben Creepymug. A girl that either carries an atmosphere of, or does, creepy/scary/weird things that would probably leave you backing away slowly.
Me: You've seen overly attached girlfriend, on YouTube with the songs and stuff about stalking her boyfriend and being like horror movie levels of psycho?
Other person: Hell yeah, that's one creepy bitch!
Other person: Hell yeah, that's one creepy bitch!
by DaReelMr.Krabs March 17, 2016
Get the creepy bitchmug. The sort of feeling most teenage girls get while walking on the street as they are stared at by older Hispanic (usually unattractive) men driving by in red pick-up trucks.
Often accompanied by a yellow, crooked smile with missing teeth, elevator eyes, perfectly symmetrical mustaches, dirty trucker hats/baseball caps, and practically always, a lawnmower or assorted landscaping tools in the back.
See also: any ex-boyfriend/girlfriend you've broken up with in the past who refuses to stop driving past your house everyday at 3:30 PM, shaking their left fist in remorse; your high school chemistry teacher who always seems put his leg on your desk while wearing short-shorts, giving you a close-up on his saggy balls.
Often accompanied by a yellow, crooked smile with missing teeth, elevator eyes, perfectly symmetrical mustaches, dirty trucker hats/baseball caps, and practically always, a lawnmower or assorted landscaping tools in the back.
See also: any ex-boyfriend/girlfriend you've broken up with in the past who refuses to stop driving past your house everyday at 3:30 PM, shaking their left fist in remorse; your high school chemistry teacher who always seems put his leg on your desk while wearing short-shorts, giving you a close-up on his saggy balls.
Stay away from Baskin-Donuts on Fridays; I get the most creepy as shit looks from those landscaper truck guys.
Mr. Barry is creepy as shit.
Mr. Barry is creepy as shit.
by Somebody So Especial June 11, 2006
Get the creepy as shitmug. The sexual act or sexual intentions of one person that is deemed to be inappropriate by the greater community (thus making the sexual behavior that is to be deemed as "creepy").
by fooolishfools March 13, 2009
Get the Creepy-sexualmug. It is when you sit on your hand and wait until it becomes numb. Then you use that same hand to jerk off with.
by Viet Phan December 9, 2008
Get the "creepy stranger"mug.