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autistic screeching

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when you immediatly scream out : "REEEEEEEEE, IM PEEKLE REEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yeah...
"REEEEEE, PEEEKLE REEEEEK!!!!!!" man i think i have autistic screeching REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Rickle Pick December 6, 2017
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Screeching

The sound your friend makes when they sing! It just makes you want to hit them with a frying pan!!!!!
"LaLA LA LALLALALALALALALAAA"
*CLUNK*
by Debz February 22, 2004
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crouching cooter hidden faggot

adj. a phrase used to describe a straight woman trying to engage intercourse with a FAGGOT.
syn. clueless bitch, desperate whoooore, beard, setting yourself up for failure.
Damn, yo, did you see Kelly? She was really trying to fuck jacob. Talk about crouching cooter hidden faggot!
by ANNA GOSSOWITZ January 23, 2009
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Crutching

It is like planking, except where you hang your body straight down in the air and are held up by something underneath your arms. COPYRIGHTED B.M.H.
"Hey! Wanna go planking?!" -Loser
"NO." -Cool person
"Owling..?" -Loser
"Planking and owling are so lame.. Lets go crutching!" -Cool Person
"YES.THEN I WILL BE SO COOL" -Loser
Truth^^
by DuhhCoolCrutcher. August 1, 2011
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penis clenching

when one sees someone so un-sexually arousing that the tip of the penis literally clenches shut. One assumes this is a natural human reaction to even the slightest chance of sperm leaving the body and finding its way to an egg housed in the object of one's disgust, thus furthering the insult to mankind that is said person.
Guy 1: "dude, that look on your face, are you penis clenching?"
Guy 2: "Check out Nora the whale over by the concessions stand" (shocker)
by thebiggercat September 12, 2010
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Creeding

Warping your voice with trachea modulations to sound like the lead singer of Creed, Pearl Jam, Matchbox 20, Nickelback etc.
"I went out last night and this guy was creeding super loud in the back of the bar."

"Can you please stop creeding so loud? We can hear you."

"He's so hot and he's really good at creeding."
by CreedFan1 February 22, 2010
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crotching

The act of groping one's own crotch while watching someones significant other in admiration.
Hey dude do you mind not crotching my wife right in front of me!
by heddcase June 19, 2011
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