craig

a good man, a boss, goes out with a chick named donah.
Has vivid fantasies about another woman named Erin

yo im craig, imma boss
man last nite while you kno what with donah, i was thinkin bout Erin

by notjeremyyo August 5, 2012

Craig

Suicidal fuck with daddy issues

Craig should kill himself

by Callum Wilton December 2, 2016

Craig

The most horible uncle in the world he's ugly lazy and always on his Xbox and he is cringeworthy

You are so Craig

by Cay_bomb.com March 26, 2017

Craig

A man with enormous hands. He likes listening to "Baby" By: Justin Bieber. Usually harasses dogs. Allergic to metal in blue jeans so he usually dresses like he is going to the gym. Don't expect to see him in jeans because he hasn't in his whole life. He is a great man though. Is an expert at hittting his own teamates while playing wiffleball.

craig hands

by Big Papa Thomas June 22, 2010

Craig

to Craig (verb): when you laugh at something so hard and unexpectedly that your nose explodes with snot.

John: *tells a joke*
Robert: *snorts and sprays snot everywhere*
John: Dude, you totally just Craiged it!

by squeefa November 5, 2014

Craig

An inexperienced frequent flyer

Craig booked a flight on FlyDubai, and then later said he didn't know it was an airline.

by Walter22 November 30, 2011

Craig

Guy with the smallest dick ever!!!

Wow Craig has a micropenis.

by BigBoobyCali October 1, 2019