forever cow

When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her... and never loses it.
Steven: Oh you know Jeff over there? He’s dating a forever cow
Anthony: Yeah, she was a cheerleader before they met
by cforzy October 18, 2019
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cow house

There's a cow house like...two miles that way. Other than that, no one.

"Cow House?"

Yeah, you know, where they live...
by Glass Grade July 04, 2012
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Cow tounge

A large or powerful tounge, put to sexual uses.
Wow, that Wonda has a real cow tounge that can turn you inside out!
by I, Wreckerrr November 03, 2016
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tea cow

Tea Cow is a term that can be used to sing along to Justin Timberlake's song "TKO". The YouTuber Colleen Ballinger (physcosoprano) made a point by saying that it doesn't sound like Justin Timberlake says TKO, it sounds like he says TEA COW. You could also use TEA COW when you would like to have a burger and some tea. This can also be referred to as a tea dispenser that looks like a cow.
"What would you like?"
"A burger and some tea please!"
"You mean TEA COW!?"
"That sounds like Justin Timberlake song."
"Yes! He says TEA COW!"
by MinervaV123 December 19, 2013
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Welfare Cow

Welfare Cow. A sloppy lazy obesse individual with zero interest in work. Can usually be found grazing in low income apartments. Primary occupation is providing for the physical needs of Welfare Bulls. Usually has several offspring with different bulls. Social by nature welfare cows often develope drama based relationships with other welfare cows within the same apartment pens. As herds get larger the cows often compete for status and attentions from a common bull culminating in great episodes of Cops.
The Welfare Cow woke up the neighborhood when she stepped out on the apartment to yell at her newest boyfriend. I couldnt help but notice she was wearing a bright moo-moo that did little to cover her 400lb weight.
by BCM65 February 28, 2010
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