cottage cheese

White,odorous,chunky sludge oozing from your wifes cunt by the time you get off work in the afternoon.

When i got home i was gonna fuck my wife but shed forgotten to wipe out the cottage cheeese from gettting gang banged all day by my unemployed friends.Its a rewal turn off.

by Drew Wolverton September 28, 2003

cottage cheese ass

A typical european delicacy in which one eats expired cottage cheese out of the anus.

Honey, im leaving for work, but when I get back make sure you have some cottage cheese ass ready.

by matttttttttttttttty boy April 25, 2007

cottage crotch

while camping or cottaging females seem to lose sense of maintaining a clean and non-odourous vaginal area. not to be played with unless adult supervision is present.

he gobbed on the gnappy cottage crotch and went down on it to his dismay, it smelled awfully moist and unlogically stank.

by scrublife October 15, 2003

cottage cheese

vaginal secretions of a largely obese woman.

With her legs spread part her cottage cheese was seeping out.

by qwerfds December 16, 2006

Cottage

A small, wooden structure located on the grounds of a mansion which stores women. They are given no rights and are forced to live there to work as slaves to the people of the mansion. Only a couple feet wide and a couple feet high, the tiny cottage stores up to 100 women at one time. At feeding time, they are given blended pig slops. At washing time, they are made clean with a fire hose. Clothes are not permitted inside, and they may not leave under any circumstances. Trying to escape or disobeying is punishable by automatic death.

All the girls were frightened to be put into the cottage, for they would live a life of slavery.

by FriedChikn July 6, 2010

cottage creamer

when a girls discharge is clumpy
like cottage cheese.

That girl that dates the big guy is a cottage creamer.

by BabiiBakkBiiotch March 7, 2009

Boyston Cottage

The place where u send things u dont really want to do. Derived from the word boycott - BOYston COTTage.

Can also be used as an excuse for not doing something.

Place - not gonna go to work today, iv sent it to boyston cottage.
Excuse - "why arent u coming out tomorro?", sorry, cant, im going to boyston cottage.

by ste b November 17, 2003