The Cost of the Coronavirus

When Covid-19 has a hidden price attached to it: those living alone or in nursing homes; those disregarding public health measures to protect themselves and others; and those losing their loved ones prematurely or their jobs suddenly.

Be it opportunist corrupt or inept politicians lying to the public to remain in power, selfish customers hoarding essential items, or covidiots refusing to wear a mask or practicing social distancing, they all have to pay for their actions (and inactions)—the cost of the coronavirus is just a breath, lie, or inconvenience away.

by MathPlus March 30, 2021

Coronavirus

A virus appearing all over the news that isn’t going to last very long, because it’s Made in China

“Have you heard of the Coronavirus”
“Yes. I also know it won’t last very long”
“Why”
“It’s Made in China”

by AnonymousMarowak2817 May 18, 2020

coronaviral

Something which spreads at unprecedented speed.

The swift lockdown of the planet was coronaviral.

by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2020

The Coronavirus Pull Out Method

Whilst walking in public, either maskless or not, if you must get closer than 6 feet to another unknown human, hold in your breath, as to not inhale their exhale, scent, biome or any potential germs as you pass by. A theory suggested by a 24 year old ex NCAA college football player living at home with their parents in Southern California. Personal clinical studies have shown promise and potential.

"Damn, I'm waking on a some what narrow sidewalk and there is another unknown human walking towards me" "I can often smell through my mask and feel as if their germs fly into the wind behind them" "I shall hold my breath to lower my chances of inhaling whatever they may be exhaling" Thus, The Coronavirus Pull Out Method" was born

Also know as the CPOM "strateegerie" as the great Will Farrel would say.

by highdeas.greatness February 18, 2021

Crownover

An uncommon last name for these parts. Possibly of Lithuanian origin. Spelled just like it sounds

"And how do you spell that?"

"It's CROWNOVER, like it sounds, a crown over the head, yes thats right."

by theredheadedstepdaughter October 17, 2008

coronavirus

A virus that makes you lose toilet paper and friends. Made school end for the rest of the year and now we're crying bc we can't go instead of crying bc we have to.

I lost all my friend Damn coronavirussss.

by ahhhhihavenofriends April 5, 2020

Coronavirus

Coronavirus is a word for long term gaming session, usually around 5-6 months long.

Hey Johnny wanna do a coronavirus during summer break?

by overTaxis April 19, 2020