by Carolla Lacky October 4, 2013
Get the Leave In Conditionermug. when you are taking your partner doggy style, and you pull out and squirt your load of cum so far it reaches her hair, coating it like hair conditioner
I was pumping Sandy doggy style last night and I was so turned on that I pulled out and squirted a bid load of cum conditioner all over her
by Mr Cumblasta June 23, 2008
Get the Cum Conditionermug. Mankind's greatest invention. A magic box of cool that makes so called un-inhabitable places a stalemste place to live.
by Xovria July 4, 2017
Get the air conditionermug. When you are taking your partner doggy style, and you pull out and shoot a big load of cum and it gets in her hair like conditioner
Mary & I were doin'it doggy style last night, then I pulled out and shot a load of Cum Conditioner all over her hair
by A H Choo June 26, 2008
Get the Cum Conditionermug. the sexual act when a man goes down on a woman after eating a popsicle or something else frozen on a hot summers day.
Guy: "Hey dude, I gave that chick an air conditioner this afternoon:
Girl: "I would love an air conditioner its soooooo hot out!!"
Girl: "I would love an air conditioner its soooooo hot out!!"
by BILLYandKAILA May 5, 2011
Get the Air Conditionermug. is the next level of papi shampoo its a Dominican male that gets all the women by his reputation. there are only to ways to be classified a papi conditioner 1.your name must be cesar 2. you must possess the black mumba.
by PAPI CONDITIONER June 29, 2010
Get the Papi conditionermug. A person (usually a guy) who only has one thing on his mind: conditioner
Doesn't take great care of his body and doesn't have much of a life, but makes up for it by purchasing expensive hair products, personal hygiene items etc. which, are the only thing he talks about and flexes on his friends, which mostly are emotionally distant from him, and they don't want to be around him, they don't hang out with him, he hangs out with them, and does so like a leech, clinging on and sucks until there isn't anything left to suck. Very draining to be around, and makes dumb overused jokes and sexual innuendos, despite not ever being sexually active.
Doesn't take great care of his body and doesn't have much of a life, but makes up for it by purchasing expensive hair products, personal hygiene items etc. which, are the only thing he talks about and flexes on his friends, which mostly are emotionally distant from him, and they don't want to be around him, they don't hang out with him, he hangs out with them, and does so like a leech, clinging on and sucks until there isn't anything left to suck. Very draining to be around, and makes dumb overused jokes and sexual innuendos, despite not ever being sexually active.
José: Watch out, here he comes.
Zacharias: No kidding, lets get out of here before that conditioner cuck starts following us everywhere we go.
Zacharias: No kidding, lets get out of here before that conditioner cuck starts following us everywhere we go.
by Pollo👍 December 19, 2021
Get the conditioner cuckmug.