Leave In Conditioner

When you jizz in a girls hair.

'I was trying to blow a load on her face but she got some Leave In Conditioner too'

by Carolla Lacky October 4, 2013

Cum Conditioner

when you are taking your partner doggy style, and you pull out and squirt your load of cum so far it reaches her hair, coating it like hair conditioner

I was pumping Sandy doggy style last night and I was so turned on that I pulled out and squirted a bid load of cum conditioner all over her

by Mr Cumblasta June 23, 2008

air conditioner

Mankind's greatest invention. A magic box of cool that makes so called un-inhabitable places a stalemste place to live.

I'm going to the Sahara Desert.

Make sure to bring your air conditioner!

by Xovria July 4, 2017

Cum Conditioner

When you are taking your partner doggy style, and you pull out and shoot a big load of cum and it gets in her hair like conditioner

Mary & I were doin'it doggy style last night, then I pulled out and shot a load of Cum Conditioner all over her hair

by A H Choo June 26, 2008

Air Conditioner

the sexual act when a man goes down on a woman after eating a popsicle or something else frozen on a hot summers day.

Guy: "Hey dude, I gave that chick an air conditioner this afternoon:
Girl: "I would love an air conditioner its soooooo hot out!!"

by BILLYandKAILA May 5, 2011

Papi conditioner

is the next level of papi shampoo its a Dominican male that gets all the women by his reputation. there are only to ways to be classified a papi conditioner 1.your name must be cesar 2. you must possess the black mumba.

OMG is that Cesar. NO thats papi conditioner! hold on to ur girlfriends!

by PAPI CONDITIONER June 29, 2010

Laundry Conditioner

Fabric Softener

Kenzie and Jake went to the store to get some Downy Laundry Conditioner.

by JaZie April 24, 2010