Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans convention

A good way to start a riot

Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans Convention was the guest honor. Hanoi Jane called the veterans baby murderers and losers. She was shocked that the riot started because she wanted to show them her Vietnam trip photos.

by queensburykid July 31, 2022

Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention

An alternative to the old saying "Stick out like a sore thumb". Ron Jeremy, actor, 'phallanthropist', adult movie legend is known for his massive dong. At a shrimp dick convention, he would put all of the micropenis'd fella's to shame.

"Hey bro! You stick out more than Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention!"

by ThatBritWiener December 10, 2017

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate

Indication of being very hungry indeed.

'I'm so hungry, I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention

What I said before all I saw was bloody fur and tails.

Hey man, i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention,I will now continue to rob you of your 1993 Dodge Grand Caravan so that I can travel to Argentina.

by Silas Black 09 July 26, 2022

Loreto Convent Darjeeling

A school in Darjeeling, India. Known for its underqualified staff who act like it costs a shit ton of money to simply reply to a "hello". Very trauma inducing environment. All forms of patriarchal, misogynistic, anti-feminist views are enforced in this jail. All the mean girls here turn lesbian after 5th grade.

Therapist: So what caused all your trauma
Patient: Loreto Convent Darjeeling

by thisismypseudonymok August 23, 2023

Convention-down

Also known as "con-down". The feeling of sadness you get after a convention is over. What type of convention is irrelevant, as long as it is a group of like-minded people that you feel like you belong to.

Can also be used to describe the feeling of loneliness after having spent time with a partner, especially in a long distance relationship.

Person 1: Aww man, I wish that convention lasted longer...
Person 2: Dude, you have convention-down.

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Significant other: I had really bad con-down for a week after my girlfriend flew back home. Especially because we won't be able to see each other for two months.

by komori1705 May 8, 2018