comformance

com·for·mance

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Noun
An object that pertains features of both comfort and performance

"Man, that car has some serious comformance. It's fast AND a comfortable cruiser!"
"Know what car completely lacks comformance? A Caterham."

by Holiace April 20, 2013

Comfort pee

When a big beahded man named Dan sits on the toilet to pee cause he's lazy as fahk and can't piss like a man.

We nevah have to worry about Dan peeing on the toilet cause he always sits down for a comfort pee.

by RedBeahd617 July 14, 2015

comfort dump

Pooping just enough to relieve your rectum from being in pain. A Comfort Dump may be used to squeeze out just enough poo so as to relieve discomfort or to buy time until the pooper can make it home or to a more comfortable setting for a truly satisfying dymp.

I took a quick road side comfort dump until I could make it home to unload a real poo.

by RealDollParts February 11, 2017

Comfort Trap

When you have things to do with your life and someone comes over to make you comfortable. So comfortable, you stay there much longer than you intended.

Boy: Time to get out of bed and be productive!

Girlfriend: *wraps you in blankets and snuggles you*
Boy: Or not....Fuckn Comfort Trap

by TheDustyCactus January 20, 2019

Campfire technique

When you rub both of your hands back and forth on your dick like making a campfire, works best while watching pornhub.

I used the campfire technique.

by Entitled_Karen September 13, 2019

Campfire delight

When a girls about to have a bowel movement or eats Mexican food and you have anal sex with her. The shit on your penis (chocolate)is whiped between her butt cheeks (graham crackers) then proceed to finish between her butt cheeks (marshmallow) thus creating a s’more aka the CAMPFIRE DEIGHT!!

last night I took Harmony out to eat Mexican food. Little did she know I was was planning a campfire delight for when we got home.

by Camp instructor 69 October 14, 2019

Comfort art

Art made to confort the artist, someone else, or both. It could be described as positive vent art

"Oh, this drawing is just some comfort art."

by AstroIsOffline August 29, 2021