Columbia Heights Breakfast 

A Columbia Heights Breakfast is a sexual act of foreplay where a man breaks an egg atop a woman's breasts and then proceeds to scramble it with his penis. The act is considered especially notable if the women is vegan.

The term is derived from the neighborhood of Columbia Heights, Washington DC which is comprised of a predominately El Salvodorean population. Breakfast dishes that include scrambled eggs and chorizo sausage are considered quite popular at neighborhood Hispanic restaurants.

"Oh man, look at them tittay's; I'd like to give her a Columbia Heights Breakfast" or "Wouldn't mind using my chorizo to give her a Columbia Heights Breakfast"

Columbia Heights Breakfast by joeywash September 2, 2009

Columbian Exchange

1. The trade of goods between early Europe and the Americas that resulted in large cultural and material gains for European countries widespread disease in the unprepared American native tribes.

2. When a long term partner takes advantage of the other by not telling them about their herpes.

I think Chris pulled a Columbian Exchange on me last night

Columbian Exchange by Thorsbanjo September 13, 2011

Columbian Carwash 

The placing of a cup of hot coffee on the hood of ones car to watch them speed off and have the coffee spill down the windows

"What the hell is this?!"

"Oh...looks like coffee. You've been treated to a Columbian Carwash my friend."

Columbian Carwash by tenahj March 12, 2008

Columbian Necklace 

the act of cutting or slicing open a persons neck with a knife.

Samantha better pay her dealer or else she's going to get a Columbian Necklace.

Columbian Necklace by Mykul303 August 16, 2006

columbia, mo 

A town with an impressive local music scene, but also apparently home to people who don't know anything about the city (IE: those who call it "homophobic" and don't think there's anything fun to do besides "drink in the middle of corn").

It's too bad that some people are ignorant and give Columbia a bad name.

columbia, mo by No, seriously... March 20, 2005

columbian creampie

Like a standard creampie but with a twist... It a requires a room full of cocaine hungry whores and one dirty bastard that has the some (cociaine). He picks a girl, blows a load of cocaine up her using a rolled up piece of paper then has sex with that girl and cums inside her. The other girls in the room then lick the cum from that girl hoping to get some cocaine. Fantastic.

I ran outta coke last night, was in a hotel room with a load of whores and ended up doing a columbian creampie.

columbian creampie by Phil T. and Jim Rim October 18, 2007

columbian cum mountain 

when strapping a man down, while 17 other men wack off and jizz all over his body and then throw the man off the mountain.

that guy deserves a columbian cum mountain.
do you recon he'll survive a columbian cum mountain ?

columbian cum mountain by cumstriker May 13, 2010