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Cohen

Cohen is a very nice a musicly talented guy who can not get chicks for shit, but little do all the hoes know that he has the biggest cock known to man kind, its so big that you could call it cockzilla, but beacause he cant get a singel bitch in his bed no one belives him
guy 1: hey who is that guy he has no bitches but can make really good music

guy 2 : oh, that must be a Cohen, he aperently has a big dick, so big he calls it cockzilla
by cockzilla69420374 October 23, 2023
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Cohened

The act of completely destroying something while attempting in good faith to access the contents within.
Person 1: *Tries to open box*
Person2: “Here, let me help y—”
Person 1: *Violently stabs box repeatedly*
Person 2: “Yep, she cohened it again.”
by NoPseudonymsLeft May 24, 2022
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Cohen

A Cohen is a weird edgy wanna be military kid who thinks Loli hentie is ok.
Person one:Hey did you see Cohen today?
Person two: No and I don’t want to, he’s so weird.
by Ankle replacements March 10, 2024
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cohen muir

by mehnamejeffXxx November 7, 2017
mugGet the cohen muirmug.

Cohen

A person with bigger balls than most
Person 1: My balls are big, but not as big as cohens
by BallOwner11 October 5, 2022
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jack cohen

by Dragon Pee February 7, 2024
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Cohen olthuis

Very smart and awesome and funny and amazing and cool and nice and smart and cool and hot and sexy and beautiful and wholesome and cute and I definitely am not named Cohen don’t worry about it I promise I’m not egotistical I promise
Cohen olthuis is so hot and sexy
by Epic name dude January 25, 2022
mugGet the Cohen olthuismug.

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