Coach Czaswich

The meanest, most harsh person in the world, who makes kids do hard work and run, when he's in fact a very fat person, who also has a funny mustache.

Did you see that substitute today? Yeah! He's such a Coach Czaswich!

by Rawrr<3 May 1, 2011

Coach Norris

A highschool gym teacher that coaches Freshman Football and JV Baseball.

A Coach Norris is famous for quotes such as, "Freshman Football!", "K O R", "PUNT!", "You are actually retarded", and "Reyes, you running looks like old people having sex"

A Coach Norris will never age because he is Coach Norris

Coach Norris

by W-L<333333 November 29, 2011

Coach Davis

Captain Fucking Obvious.

"Believe it or not fellas, A teenage guy is more likely to get into an accident when he is driving with his buddies than if he is driving alone."

"Thank you Coach Davis..."

by Iheartmywifedestiny March 19, 2012

Coachman's Knob

(noun)

An unwanted erection provoked by engine vibration on a bus or coach.

A debilitating condition afflicting mostly, but not exclusively teenage boys.

- "Press the bell, it's our stop next!"

"Oh fuck I can't stand up yet, I've got Coachman's knob. you'll have to wait. Sorry nan."

by JingJangJong September 23, 2012

coacheller

People that goes to Coachella music festival only for fashion, drugs and showing off. Not for the actual music.

OMFG, did you see that coacheller with that ugly flower crown?

by DeBadger December 30, 2016

Coach Matt

The cutest guy would will ever meet, he is so funny, and he loves sitting at the kids table at Red Robin.

That guy was so nice, he reminds me of the coach for the Ashburn Rebels, Coach Matt

by jkrebels6 October 27, 2019

coach eno

the best coach ever. go follow my fanpage for coach eno @coachenofanpage. he is the best teacher ever and he teaches class so well yes

“do you know coach eno?”
“yes he is so pog”

by coachenos1fan January 21, 2021