jizzum cloth

some sort of material based item used to wipe ejaculatory fluid on to when finished masturbating and/or having sex but withdrew before ejaculating inside the other person

a towel, tissue paper, duvet etc could be described as a jizzum cloth jizzum can be just shortened to jizz

by duncan ainsworth December 16, 2008

Coroner's Cloth

Repeated flushing will not get rid of that turd which is so large it wont go down the loo after several attempts. It needs time to soak before its ready to be dispatched, but who likes to find poo floating in a loo?

The decent and well mannered thing to do is to lay a large piece of toilet paper, a "Coroner's cloth" over said turd, giving it time and dignity while it decomposes, before being flushed by the next user.

Who left this huge floater in here? They could have at least left a Coroner's cloth over it.

by motorbiking November 22, 2010

emo clothing

Garments worn by emos. Typically skin tight jeans that practically cut off your circulation. Band tees and old worn look canvas shoes. Throw in a bit of studded belts and wristbands= typical emo clothing

Usually find this emo clothing

around camden and at hot sweaty gigs.

by Rockyoucrazy April 28, 2014

drinking clothes

Clothes acquired or brought for the sole purpose of comfort while going to the bar or another drinking activity. Most often used in cases where drinking occurs directly after work.

We're going out for happy hour then bar hopping all night; already got my drinking clothes in my office.

by WhiteSambvca May 17, 2011

Family Cloth

Reusable toilet paper. It is made of fabric and is washed and reused. This is supposed to be better for the environment than disposable toilet paper.
The same thinking is behind reusable menstrual pads and diapers. Family cloth takes it one step further

While visiting the eco-hippies I had to wipe my ass with family cloth

by Elvira74 August 23, 2010

cloth tit

It's basically having a feel while fully clothed. Usually the first 'sexual' experience (i.e. beyond holding hands or a kiss) which a young lad might hope to get.

According to Sid the Sexist whilst under hypnosis in a recent episode of Viz magazine: I've never done it with a real lass. I once gorra cloth tit off a lass at a party. But that's as far as I've gan.

by PaudyMac March 23, 2016

Clothes-on love

A feeling of attraction towards someone whom you would never want to see naked.

I am in clothes-on love with Jamie Bell. He is adorable, but since I am a lesbian I do not want to even see him shirtless.

or

I may be a straight guy, but I could see myself in a relationship with Ewan McGregor. Our clothes-on love could transcend all obstacles.

by ShoeMask November 18, 2010